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Archive for April 14th, 2005

She Needs Our Help

Apr
14

The bun is in the oven!!! Britney is four months preggers! Okay, I think we should help her out after what happened with Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Cox. I mean, Apple and Coco? I think the food thing is passe. Not that they should move on to the completely nonsensical like Jamie and Jools Oliver who named their kids Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey. Or Bob Geldoff with Fifi Trixibelle and David Bowie with Zowie.

I’m going to suggest a new trend. Furniture.

If it’s a girl, I’m going for Credenza. If it’s a boy, Futon.

But more importantly, will there be stretch marks and WILL WE GET TO SEE THEM?

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