Comments on: Buzz

By: Michelle Willingham

Michelle Willingham — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:31:58 +0000

Great picture and love the jokes!

Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A. Beer nuts cost $1.27 while deer nuts are under a buck.

By: Tammy G.

Tammy G. — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:11:13 +0000

There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and they kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

The mans wife asked, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” he sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” said his wife, “Who would believe a person could go on celebrating that long?”

By: Jane Squires

Jane Squires — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:00:06 +0000

What do we learn from the fact Jesus was asleep in the books while the disciples were panicing in a storm?
If Jesus can sleep, so can we.

My oldest daughter gave me this answer when she was little.

By: catslady

catslady — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:22:41 +0000

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.

great jokes

By: RobynL

RobynL — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:19:48 +0000

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can’t find the eleven

By: Dru

Dru — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:33:25 +0000

My joke is that I’m not a good joke teller.

By: Brandy

Brandy — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:00:09 +0000

No joke from me, I don’t want to tell you all the Knock-Knock jokes my 5 year old is obsessed with!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

By: leanne

leanne — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:12:54 +0000

Don’t put me in the drawing but here’s a story for you. Its called New Name. Someone suggested that we rebuild the World Trade Towers with the names Freedom and Unity, and let the terrorists figure out what the initials stand for. I read that today in Sept. issue of Hillbilly Holler and thought it was good. Hope everyone has a great day today.

LeAnne :purr:

By: Maureen

Maureen — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:38:28 +0000

My son loves telling blonde jokes since I’m blonde. Here’s one I remember:

A man on one side of the river calls over to the blonde on the other side, “How do you get to other side?”

She replies, “You’re already there!”

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:14:30 +0000

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can’t figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

“Okay, here’s what we do. I’m going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the groin until he’s incapacitated.”

“Great,” says the man. “But what’s the gun for?”

“In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog.”