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7:00 AM — Wake up pissed.
7:15 AM-8:00 AM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.
8:05 — Eat large portion of food. Leave none for the others if possible.
8:15 AM — Hide in secret annex to avoid capture and dismissal to the outside by the human.
9:10 — Drink out of the toilet.
9:30 AM — Whine at door to go outside because it fits into personal schedule Now.
9:31 AM — Commence conquering the world.
10:45 — Stupid world. Commence plan to sneak back inside when the human opens the door. Plan B, break in through a window.
11:00 AM-2:00 PM — Nap.
2:01 PM — Wake up pissed.
2:15 PM-3:00 PM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.
3:15 PM — Eat large portion of food. Leave none for the others if possible.
4:00 PM — Knock over stack of books. Stupid books.
4:15 PM — Throw up on books.
4:20 PM — Eat more food.
4:30 PM — Drink out of the toilet.
4:45 PM — Whine at door to go outside.
4:46 PM — Whine at door to come back inside.
5:00 PM-7:30 PM — Nap.
7:45 PM — Wake up pissed.
8:00 PM-9:00 PM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.
9:30 PM — Whine at the door to go outside.
9:31 PM-10:30 PM — Conduct secret operations.
10:31 PM — Whine at the door to come back inside.
10:45 PM — Go to sleep pissed.
Giving away this weekend–Holiday Heroes, a November two-in-one Silhouette Romantic Suspense release by Rachel Lee and Catherine Mann! Let me know if you want it! And if your cat’s day looks like Buttercup’s……
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Either he’s kissing her, or he’s trying to eat her head.
