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Obviously, the earth’s rotational cycle and the marking of days has gone sadly out of whack because it’s impossible that my baby boy could be old enough to graduate from high school.
I think the charade was carried a bit far.
All that pomp and circumstance when you know the whole thing is a….
….huge mistake.
Impossible.
Downright cruel.
I’m sure it shall all be sorted out soon and we’ll be filling out his kindergarten enrollment papers AS WE SHOULD BE.
In the meantime, my baby, if you must carry on with this bold farce in which you go forth into the world as a man…..
….I hope you bloom.
