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Dateline: A farm in the boonies.
Coco the Giant Puppy surprised a handful of observers yesterday with an unexpected descent from her porch-top quarters. The previously timid Great Pyr pup showed off her stair-stepping skills with the aplomb usually reserved for the experienced, full-grown dog.





“It was no big deal,” Coco stated to the media. “I could have done it before if I’d wanted to.”
Quickly at ease with the farmhouse grounds, the famed livestock guardian pup frolicked in the mud and clambered about an overgrown hillside. Her comfortable style suggests fans can expect to see a less orderly-coiffed Coco in the future as the growing Great Pyrenees demonstrated a complete abandonment of hygiene and fashion. Rumors floated that Coco has expressed plans to go cocoa-colored.
Responding to concerns, Coco said, “I like mud. It feels good to roll around in it. It tastes good, too.”
The giant pup’s foray onto the farm wasn’t greeted with enthusiasm by all residents.
The cats disappeared without comment, but a press spokes-hen delivered the chickens’ unified position: “We feel this was an unnecessary development and we are disappointed in the decision.”

Dookie-the-farm-shih tsu, after spending much of the past few weeks with the giant puppy on the porch, turned down cable news channel requests for an inside story, making this terse statement: “I go down the stairs all the time and nobody cares.”

Coco, oblivious to both praise and criticism, had only this to say on her return to the porch: “Will you scratch my belly?”

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Mmm, I’d love to kiss Coco’s belly! :smile:
-Kim
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ps. I posted if your interested!
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She is a honey ! Enjoy her Suzanne.
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With such dignity and so humble. :flying:
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And I suppose the spokes-hen had Spartacus tied up in the chicken house….else the quote would have been very different.
Yay for Coco.
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“FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I’M FREE AT LAST! Oh, wait, all this learning farm guard dog stuff is so exhausting….must take nap. Please, devoted ones, feel free to rub or kiss my beautiful tummy.”
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Did you all hear that????? ALL BY HER SELF!!!! :elephant: So THERE!! :clap: :bananadance: :rockon:
Just love that pup!!! That was so funny – Dukey saying “I go up and down all the time and nobody cares!”. LOL
You are all a bunch of hams! LOL Characters! :mrgreen:
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Have your heard that Pyr’s are diggers?
That’s how the Pyrenean Mountains were formed.
Shamelessly stolen from: http://sonic.net/~cdlcruz/GPCC/library.htm
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I’m so happy for you and your family returning to your roots. West Virginia is a beautiful state and very difficult to leave behind.
C Byrd