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Do We Call the Babies Dickens or Chucks?

May
5


My duck, she is so confused. She’s sitting on a nest of chicken eggs and a golf ball. AND NO WONDER SHE IS SO BEWILDERED. LOOK AT THAT!

Cover the children’s eyes!!

Cover your own eyes!!

It’s so unnatural.

And disturbing!

I can’t believe you’re still looking!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!

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Posted by Suzanne McMinn on May 5, 2010  

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  1. 5-5
    1:13
    am

    OMG – I’m so traumatized I won’t be able to sleep tonight! Or for the next 5 years! :hissyfit: :devil:

  2. 5-5
    4:40
    am

    Same thing was happening at my house. The ducks hated the rooster. I gave my four egg laying ducks their own pen for privacy and bought a four more ducklings this spring in hopes that there will be a male of their own species for them.

  3. 5-5
    5:32
    am

    what is going on my male ducks will not leave my hens alone?? crazy!!

  4. 5-5
    5:37
    am

    No one’s to blame, it’s Spring Fever. Now, who led who on? ‘)

  5. 5-5
    6:00
    am

    :lol: Really wondering now! Didn’t know they’d try such a thing! :lol:

  6. 5-5
    6:40
    am

    That was intresting. lol. I did not know a rooster would do that or a duck would let him.

  7. 5-5
    6:41
    am

    My duck keeps flirting with the boss rooster, Egglebert. It cracks me up, but she definitely knows he’s the top guy and she totally flatters him!

  8. 5-5
    7:09
    am

    Hey, at least we know she’s been accepted as part of the flock…

  9. 5-5
    7:29
    am

    MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
    Seriously, could the duck lay fertile eggs from the rooster? Or would it just not take? If you get a viable egg and it hatches…the real questions is will it quack or cluck?
    I can see the headlines now….”Rural West Virginia Farmer Breds First Inter-Species Fowl As Her Fans Look On.”
    And look we did!
    Keep us posted!

  10. 5-5
    7:49
    am

    Oh no! If these pictures get out, they’ll generate a whole new set of West Virginia sterotypes!

  11. 5-5
    8:06
    am

    Oh no! I can’t take duck/chicken porn this early in the morning (early for me). ROTFLMBO! Maybe that’s how they get those Tur-Duc-ens in the freezer at the store! he he

  12. 5-5
    9:02
    am

    wow, now all you need is a turkey in there to get paula deens turduckin….. lol. cant wait to see what happens with this saga.you can call it “as the feathers fly”..

  13. 5-5
    9:34
    am

    I can just hear the duck saying to the rooster, “will you still respect me tomorow?”

  14. 5-5
    9:40
    am

    and the rooster saying to the duck,” of course baby,trust me, I thinks I loves you.”

  15. 5-5
    10:03
    am

    Barnyard porn! :o

  16. 5-5
    10:10
    am

    from the duck’s perspective, hasn’t she been sodomized? First she sits on chicken eggs & a golf ball, now she has a rooster on top of her….she needs an help & maybe an attorney.

  17. 5-5
    10:31
    am

    hahahaha, yup, the same thing happens here! It’s usually the duck going after the geese and hens though!

  18. 5-5
    10:45
    am

    Now that is too funny! http://chickensintheroad.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_heart.gif

  19. 5-5
    10:56
    am

    Now, I really am curious. Will the eggs be able to develop if Mr. Casanova there did his business?

  20. 5-5
    11:50
    am

    Is this for real?? I thought only people get confused. Wonder if anyone ever hatched any thing like this….OMG!!!

  21. 5-5
    11:50
    am

    Re the duck’s eggs being fertile from the rooster, I really don’t know! But I don’t think so!

  22. 5-5
    12:11
    pm

    OK, I was wrong, I slept fine last night. And here I am again – looking, staring, aghast at the things you allow on your farm!!! ;)

  23. 5-5
    1:16
    pm

    I call it a very confused rooster! tee hee

  24. 5-5
    1:19
    pm

    Oh, and no wonder the chickens don’t like her. She’s movin’ in on their territory! :o

  25. 5-5
    1:48
    pm

    It could happen I guess the the other day in the news I saw a Zebra mated with a donkey a lion with a tiger a polar bear with a brown bear and a dolphin with a whale. That sure would be funny to see what it would turn out to look like. It quacks me up :duck:

  26. 5-5
    1:58
    pm

    I feel so…….violated!!! :bugeyed:

  27. 5-5
    2:29
    pm

    That is one horny little rooster! And poor duck….guess she will take what she can get…even if it’s not from her own kind.
    Now if you had turkeys…you could end up with a turducken!

  28. 5-5
    2:57
    pm

    OMG…I’m still wiping tears from my eyes…that is hilarious!!!!! The poor duck.

  29. 5-5
    3:26
    pm

    Too funny!

  30. 5-5
    4:26
    pm

    Duckens

  31. 5-5
    4:49
    pm

    I guess it is natural if it is happening on all of your farms- but I don’t think I wanted to know about it.
    :no:

  32. 5-5
    6:02
    pm

    We have a tiny banty rooster that lost his girls last year to a night raid. The other full size hens want nothing to do with him. He wisely stays clear of the full size roosters.
    Now it is not uncommon for chickens to sit on a sheep or goat that is laying down. However this tiny little rooster has taken a particular shine to a shy little yearling ewe. Your rooster and duck aren’t nearly as odd a couple as this rooster and his ewe. Talk about lost causes…his doing the breeding thing on top her head is, well….I just sigh and walk away.
    Marilyn
    p.s….chicken/duck cross won’t result in viable eggs

  33. 5-5
    6:33
    pm

    Spring fever is going on here in ID as well. But with the duck matting the chickens, the problem was he drowned a chicken so he got his pool taken away. I think freecycle will have a new listing soon. I’m glad I am not the only one with messed up ducks.

  34. 5-5
    7:28
    pm

    Tell the children that the rooster found out that the duck wasn’t feeling well and is pushing her to the veterinarian hospital to have a check up.
    A play on the old joke about one dog pushing the other to Mt. Sinai Hospital.

  35. 5-5
    9:03
    pm

    Oh dear, Poor Ducky; now she’s going to need therapy!!!! Hey wait, was she stuttin’ her stuff!!! Well, it’s spring I guess!

  36. 5-5
    9:30
    pm

    Oh ~ like they don’t window peek at you!!

  37. 5-6
    12:20
    am

    I prefer to think she is just laughing at him!

  38. 5-6
    12:34
    am

    I’m not sure what I could add here except that I am just amazed! It was like a train wreck – I just couldn’t look away.

  39. 5-6
    9:34
    am

    :lol: :o :lol: :o :help: :shocked:

  40. 5-6
    9:53
    am

    Oh my! That rooster is covering ALL the bases! We had a rooster that decided the guinea hens were fair game. I was okay with that, but when the Black Jersey Giant went after one of my banty Cochins, that’s when I decided they’d crossed the line. It just seemed wrong to me. He went in the freezer the next day (that was the plan all along, but after violating little Foofy Butt, his time was done…)

  41. 5-6
    12:28
    pm

    Our little duck is lonesome too. Only the rooster will have nothing to do with. The ganders, on the other hand, well, they “do” have to share the three geese.

    I try not to watch when it is going on.

    We’ve ordered some ducklings, so we’re hoping for a mate for her (we had one,he committed suicide by minivan last spring).

  42. 5-7
    1:59
    pm

    Oh please. After the Clover Episodes, my shock-o-meter is set pretty high.

    Although I, too, am wondering if it’s possible that this could result in some offspring for Ms. Duck? A whole new sitcom – She’s a duck! She’s a single mom! Maybe she can get a job at a diner and sing in bars during her days off. . . .

  43. 5-7
    8:51
    pm

    We had a young male Chihuahua. And a VERY, uhm, “needy” female cat. Until the tax money came in and we could afford to have them fixed, the constant refrain was: “Baxter, Get.Off.The.CAT!” lol

  44. 5-8
    1:45
    pm

    Our male rouen does that to our chickens too! Including our sweet little black frizzle. It’s a lot more scary when the chicken practically disappears under the girth of the duck! We should call them Dickens. More refined.

  45. 5-8
    2:00
    pm

    ps for the record- we keep the ducks and chickens separate now :D

  46. 5-8
    10:11
    pm

    OMG – Darlene in North Ga., I’m glad I didn’t have any liquids in my mouth or I would have “snorted” them. That is too darn funny….“Baxter, Get.Off.The.CAT!”

  47. 5-15
    4:07
    pm

    We had a duck that was hatched by a banty hen, and naturally, it imprinted on chickens. When the little drake matured, all he wanted to do was chase the hens. Poor duck. (Poor hens!)

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