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Dookie the farm shih-tsu revealed his fresh spring style Tuesday, replacing his recent industrial mop look with a clean, sheared coif.
According to unpublished reports, the eleven-year-old purebred lost at least one film role starring alongside Reese Witherspoon and Matt Damon due to his disintegrating personal condition over the past several months. Rumors floated claiming depression and alcohol were involved in the famed farm shih-tsu’s hygiene troubles, but sources close to the farm dog said, “He’s a happy, well-adjusted little guy. He’s just not that particular sometimes. I’ve seen him playing in the creek every day, and he’s been taking naps in piles of sawdust.”
After a full spa day in the city, Dookie returned to his new farmhouse where friends and family greeted the newly-glammed doggy with a celebratory soiree. Five-star chef Wolfgang Puck catered the bash, serving the finest in lamb and rice hors d’oeuvres. Entertainment was provided by Carrie Underwood and Alan Jackson. Whether this showy return to public decency will bring film roles flying back into the farm pup’s lap is yet to be seen. Some in the fashion world were quick to criticize the new look as rash and severe, while others, perhaps more generous, called it “coquettish, bold, fun, and frisky,” and wished the shih-tsu celeb the best of luck. Dookie’s personal stylist noted, “We had no other choice. We have to take a scorched earth approach in these cases. He had to be shaved.”
The only statement Dookie made to the media was, “I need a nap now.”
Let’s just hope it’s not in another pile of sawdust.
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I’ll bet Dookie feels so much better now too. He’s such a sweetie! :smile:
-Kim
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Dookie looks high-stylin’ for a country doggie. Never fear, that look will be gone with one run in the rain and mud today.
My Cocker looks like a very hairy pig right now. She needs her spa day too!
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Dookie looks fab!
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Now I know the true meaning of madder than a wet cat. :cattail:
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For the record, Yogi, our Chow, much preferred being outdoors 24/7, but living in town as we do, for the sake of neighborly relations, we found it best to force him indoors at night so his nighttime WOOFS didn’t wake the neighbors.
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After seeing the handsome Dookie all I can say is woof woof! :thumbsup:
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By the way, Dookie looks lovely.
Blessings from Ohio…
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I gather your move has been accomplished, but I’ll have to come back another time to verify that. Bright and early tomorrow at 7:40
, I’m being picked up to go to start moving stuff from 2 storage areas to one bigger one. It promises to be a hair-raising, headache-inducing, back-breaking day. I wanted to be able to check each box. With, potentially, 13 guys moving things around, up steps that are still partially covered with snow and icy slush, I’m just not sure I’ll survive.
I’m still desperately looking for my digital camera, my power surge bars, the hooks for my book shelves (imported from Germany and no longer available even there), and sundry other important items that I’ve been missing badly these last 28 months. I’m hoping I’ll have less of a mess, but I’m not counting on it.
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