Lurking | Chickens in the Road

Mar
5

The Crooked Little Hen’s front porch boyfriend, Mr. Hyde, is a persistent devil. I shut the porch gates on him to try to keep him out, but love will not be stopped so easily. He lifts his great big fluffy bottom up in the air and flies onto the gates.

From there, the porch is his oyster. He takes the Crooked Little Hen out to eat at the Dog Food Buffet then they sleep together in the Old Armchair Motel. The Crooked Little Hen thinks it’s romantic. Somebody didn’t raise her right.

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3-5
3:21
am

Sounds like she been a sneakn’ ’round reading someone’s romance novels.

Julie Wriston

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3-5
6:08
am

Sounds like Crooked Little Hen is a cheap date!!Or maybe its Mr.Hydes piercing eyes!!
Granny Trace

Tracey In Paradise Pa.

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3-5
10:19
am

They say that good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go anywhere they want

Helen

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3-5
10:33
am

The shameless hussy!!

Just Kris

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3-5
10:33
am

Tawdry, oh, tawdry! You simply must somehow elevate her morals!

Kim Gibson

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3-5
11:09
am

Have you tried the red laser pointer yet? Works like a charm at getting chickens to flee the area post haste!

Kat

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3-5
11:59
am

And how does she keep her dating schedule straight, with another feathered man waiting on the back porch!??

Nancy in Iowa

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3-5
1:00
pm

Maybe the Crooked Little Hen will get Mr. Hyde to turn into Dr. Jekyll!

Donna

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3-5
1:10
pm

The course of true love, lust?, ne’er runs smooth..

SuzieQ

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3-5
3:23
pm

I think its adorable! True love!

Runningtrails

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3-5
3:46
pm

That dog food buffet will entice them every time. You could set up a new restaurant down near their cages (but I am sure they would still come to their old favorite)they probably like variety too! Do they lay good eggs for you? (as a thank-you)

Michele

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3-5
7:44
pm

LOL…that’s cute.

Chic

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3-5
10:55
pm

Typical guy. Give a naive girl dinner and expect more.

katherine

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3-6
6:57
pm

Just wanted to say that I really enjoy reading your posts. Thanks.

deb

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3-17
10:30
pm

Oh goodness!

Jenny W

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