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Ha.
(Put together by Jerry, of course.)
I hope Ellen doesn’t start to think I’m stalking her.
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Maia loves to peek in the back door when she escapes the barn yard and runs around the yard mowing for me. She’s just a friendly helper!
On another topic…. A publicist from HarperCollins called me on Friday to go over some of their plans with me. They’re preparing to pitch me and my book to all the morning TV talk shows and cooking shows. I would be doing things like making pepperoni rolls with Rachael Ray or cracker candy with Matt Lauer. Or arranging a cow on the set so I can teach Ellen Degeneres how to milk. And so on. Wild. I so want to teach Ellen to milk a cow…. They are also pitching me to the major women’s magazines, People Magazine, and so on. Makes my head spin a little bit. Hard to imagine. I said, do you seriously think I’m going to get any of this?? And she said yes, she did. We’ll see…. This is beyond my ability to imagine. Please remember that pitching is just pitching and that doesn’t mean any of this is going to actually happen, but they are going to do everything in their power. And what I’m coming around to here is that I need to not have any scheduled events in October so that I can be available at a moment’s notice to get on a plane. For that reason, I decided to cancel the October workshops (and have contacted those attendees) and right now I’m not sure about the Party on the Farm plans. When I figure that out, I will post!
Meanwhile, keep your fingers crossed. I really want to meet Ellen….
More posts you might enjoy:
May 26, 2013 - The Cat Under the House
I have some cats that live in the barn, and some cats that sometimes come in the house and like to hang out in the cellar. Squiggles was supposed to live in the barn, but he had other ideas.
He moved under the house.
He made this decision fairly soon after we moved here. I tried taking him back … Continued…
May 24, 2013 - Dating Update
No hanky-panky yet!
You know, for Glory Bee. Heh.
May 23, 2013 - Here They Are Again
And they just let themselves out whenever they want…….
And this keeps not bothering me.
We’ll see if they start eating the roses.
And yes, I am TIRED again!!! But happy…..
May 22, 2013 - Mess
I want to be Buttercup. My 14-year-old cat. Just sleeping whenever I want. But my life doesn’t work that way. I am sometimes up all night, and have to be up all day. I’m not good for much, but I take care of the animals. I’m a mess.
I am in love with a man in Ohio, who loves me back, and … Continued…
May 20, 2013 - Back Up and Out
My website was down for awhile this morning. The server had to be rebooted. Like we know or care what that means! It’s back up. Anyway. Here’s what’s OUT.
Big Goat Burger, Little Goat Burger, and Maia are lil escape artists. They keep coming up to the yard, sometimes the house, and people come over and say, “Do you know your goats … Continued…
May 19, 2013 - Developing Story
I’m not the only one with a boyfriend!
