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8:47 pm
February 16, 2009
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he figured he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment seminar, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her,”but in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit $200 million.”
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card …. and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Morale of the story: Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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9:43 am
February 17, 2009
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The person who upsets you the most is your best teacher, because they bring you face to face with who you are.
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10:33 am
February 17, 2009
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10:41 am
February 17, 2009
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Nuts? I never thought of it that way. So that's how you tell?
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12:52 pm
February 18, 2009
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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?'
Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'
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2:06 pm
February 18, 2009
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Don't cry because it's over—smile because it happened!
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7:49 am
February 21, 2009
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This may be the best Living Will I've Seen. It IS the one I am using!
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Country fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
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8:38 am
February 21, 2009
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And to think I just loaded the new "Willmaker" software so I could update my will and my living will. Thanks for the format – I just may incorporate it into mine.
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8:48 am
February 21, 2009
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copy, paste, insert name, sign and have witnessed!! how easy is that?!
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“Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won’t have time to make them all yourself.” ― Alfred Sheinwold
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9:14 am
February 21, 2009
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I say Amen to that will! Of course I would also have to insert "haven't asked for a piece of paper or scissors"
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9:23 am
February 21, 2009
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I also have my Quilters Last Will and Testament. I'll have to find a copy of that one.
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11:08 am
February 22, 2009
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11:24 am
February 22, 2009
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“Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won’t have time to make them all yourself.” ― Alfred Sheinwold
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12:40 pm
February 22, 2009
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3:59 am
February 26, 2009
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Leahld22
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Life is too important to be taken too seriously.
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6:19 am
February 26, 2009
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One of my friends has this blown up and is the center of her little cubicle!!!!
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“Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won’t have time to make them all yourself.” ― Alfred Sheinwold
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12:13 pm
February 26, 2009
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OMG that's funny Cindy! I feel like Maxine since I'm 50 and just learning how to to some things on the internet!
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Life is too important to be taken too seriously.
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3:19 am
February 28, 2009
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Leahld22
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OK….Here's the icon you've all been asking Suzanne for…LOL!
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Life is too important to be taken too seriously.
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8:46 am
February 28, 2009
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OK — what does it say about me that I just watched it clear through three times in a row!
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9:03 am
February 28, 2009
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Shells
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LOL … so I actually get myself up 15 minutes earlier these days just so I have time to check out CITR ….. so at 515 am I am sitting here laughing my butt off !!!
I watched the goat icon a couple of times as well… too funny.
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