Topic RSS
8:00 am
JeannieB said:
WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
________________________________
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter will choose a gift for me that is fun — like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
I was fine until Sunday. I grinned through the first few days, laughed out loud by Thursday, but Sunday I laughed so hard I woke Mike in the next room. Root canal or hysterectomy. Hmmm – I'd have trouble choosing, but either one sounds better than the gym.
JeannieB said:
Yeah, or they are so young and if the gym is coed, they are all looking for dates, or whatever its called nowdays.
These days it's "Oh were just friends."Ha,ha! I told my kids that are 25 and 28 Y.o. If is wasnt for you kids I'd be behind the times. I wouldnt know what was going on around me! For ex…My daughter went out with the girls to a bachelorette party. She said, I wore a red flashing bracelet,but Tiffinay wore a green one even tho shes's engaged. I replied,oh they give you a bracelet to wear instead of stamp your hand at the door? She said, If youre unavailable you wear a red bracelet and if youre single you wear a green one! Geez! Wear a FLASHING green bracelet if youre single!!!! Or if you not and you want to be!![]()
2:28 pm
February 10, 2009
Offline
How to wash a toilet
(This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.)
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
3:35 pm
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?' A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours! ![]()
Most Users Ever Online: 120
Currently Online:
31 Guest(s)
Currently Browsing this Page:
2 Guest(s)
Top Posters:
Leahld22: 2676
Ross: 1950
MaryB: 1777
JeannieB: 1477
Shells: 1184
Member Stats:
Guest Posters: 13
Members: 5888
Moderators: 3
Admins: 4
Forum Stats:
Groups: 1
Forums: 14
Topics: 2994
Posts: 57778
Newest Members: christiewahlert, basketsldj, joycelorelle, Leah Beth, bwshook, Amy
Moderators: Pete (7965), wvhomecanner (3063), Flatlander (1555)
Administrators: Suzanne McMinn (7255), emiline220 (15), CindyP (7770), BuckeyeGirl (4362)
Sections
Latest Posts on the Farmhouse Blog:
- May 24, 2012 - Bread 911!
- May 23, 2012 - Get This Print!
- May 22, 2012 - Second Place Ribbon
Sign up for the Chickens in the Road Newsletter, too!

Log In
Register
Home










