It’s that time of year again! Time to work in the garden! And I’ve got my work cut out for me.
How about this one?
Scarecrow: “Shall we go for a drive in my Aston Martin now?”
Or how about Little Scarecrow on the Prairie?
I think that might put a bee in his bonnet.
Maybe a pretty bow?
Nah, too girly.
Maybe a football helmet?
I know! Howdy, pardner.
Okay, never mind.
How about a dirt bike helmet?
I didn’t think this scarecrow could possibly get creepier.
But this is FREAKING ME OUT.
Perhaps a bit of holiday spirit instead?
It’s difficult to wear a hat when you have no head. Maybe just a little jewelry.
Whew, gardening is hard. I think I might have a blister!