Chickens don’t like the cold.
They haven’t driven in weeks.
They don’t even know where their car keys are.
And they don’t care.
They’re too scared of the snow to drive.
They stay home and impatiently count off the days on the calendar till spring. Hasn’t it been winter long enough already?
Was it ever warm? Will it ever be warm again? IS WINTER ALL THERE IS AND ALL THERE WILL EVER BE?
Spring is but a cruel dream! A heartless myth! Spring will never come, never! O, happy dagger, where art thou? They are so dramatic sometimes.
THEY ARE SUCH BIG BABIES.
That was me…..