To Whom It May Concern:
Why–and I am asking this question completely seriously–in all the ages in which human beings have milked cows have the cows not been bred for forward teats?
I mean, look at that.
The front two teats are easy to get hold of. The back two? Forget it! It’s like they are sealed up in a lock box! Do you even SEE the back two teats? They’re between her legs. Who put them there, who? What kind of engineering is that? Why has there not been a back teat recall by now to re-engineer this functional flaw so that all four teats are in easy handling reach?!
I WANT A BACK TEAT RECALL AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!
The Milk Maid at Stringtown Rising Farm