Question: If I go into the goat yard without any cookies, which, if any, animal will continue to adore me despite my lack of treats?
Hypothesis: After they finish eating my hair, none of them.
Materials: Goats, donkeys, chickens, empty pockets.
Procedure: Enter the goat yard.
Walk back and forth repeatedly to see who, if anyone, continues to pay attention to me even though I have no cookies.
Data Analysis: No matter how many times I walked back and forth, yes, you know it! You see the proof! CLOVER!!!
Conclusion: She loves me. She really really loves me!
Clover and the Fair Weather Friends Gang (after I went back and got the cookies):
Clover: “Remember, I’m the best!”