Clover, can we talk?
Clover: “About what? I’m busy.”
I know you are, Clover. You’re one of the busiest goats I know. But we need to talk about your udder.
I know. You’re touchy about your udder. But I need to observe it. Make a study of it. Photograph it. Track whether or not it’s getting bigger. Then we”ll know if you’re having babies! We want babies, don’t we, Clover?
Clover: “Go away, Woman.”
Cloverrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m just gonna come in there and take a quick picture of your udder…… Stop running!!!!!! Don’t you dare run into the goat house and barricade yourself on your porch!
Clover: “I’m calling my lawyer. I have rights. You have to have a signed release to post photographs of my udder. I want a cookie tree. And a cookie bush. AND COOKIE FLOWERS WITH BALLOONS!”
“Then we’ll talk.”