These animals may look different, but look closer.
They are all the same breed.
The Eastern Domesticated Cookie Monster.
General Appearance: The Eastern Domesticated Cookie Monster conveys the distinct impression of goofiness and unsurpassed greed combined with incredible overall cuteness. Their coats come in many colors and may contain markings of various kinds. They possess a keen intelligence and a kindly, while demanding, expression. Exhibiting a unique elegance of bearing and movement, their soundness and coordination show unmistakably the purpose for which they have been bred–consuming cookies.
Size, weight, coat, and general structure varies, while all come with flexible, quick-moving tongues, the better to eat cookies. The Eastern Domesticated Cookie Monster moves smoothly and elegantly, true and straight ahead, exhibiting both power and agility in pursuit of their cookies. The stride is well balanced with good reach and strong drive.
The character and temperament are of utmost importance. In nature, the Eastern Domesticated Cookie Monster is confident, cunning, and affectionate. While territorial and protective of their own cookie when necessary, their general demeanor is one of sly composure, both patient and eager. They are strong willed, independent and somewhat reserved, yet attentive, fearless and loyal to the treats placed before them.
And if you’re a chicken, well, just stay back when cookies are in play……