That thing between your legs looks so heavy!!! Is it difficult to carry that around all day? Would you like a cushion? A nice book? A cookie?
You know, your babies are over a month old now. What a good mama you are! You’re doing an awesome job teaching them to graze. Soon they will be weaning and you’re going to need help with that udder. All that milk. I can help you with that. Would you like another cookie?
Look at this milkstand we are building for you! Yes, you. It’s all for you, Clover. Have I told you lately that you are special?
You have very pretty eyelashes, too. And your hair–it is gorgeous! I love that caramel color. To think, it’s natural! And look at those ears! So dainty! So feminine! So perfectly proportioned! You are a beautiful doe!
Can I touch your udder?
Okay, now hold on, I’ll give you a few more days to think about that…… You’re very pretty, have I mentioned that? Want a cookie? A cushion? A book…..?