Via Destiny Groves Farm goat resort:
Please come get me. I am tired of That Cowboy snorting and sniffing me. I can’t get any peace. I am also tired of sharing my cookies. I almost miss you and I might discuss milking again.
Sent in reply:
Does this mean you have reconsidered your list of demands? If so, I will think about coming to get you sometime when I am not too busy. I almost miss you, too, and I might consider milking you.
P.S. I have pound cake. I hope it’s not all gone before you get here.