The children have left the building!!!! THEY WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY! I’M ALONE!!!
I’m alone because the roofers haven’t shown up since Monday. No doubt this is because:
A) They knew that school was starting on Thursday so WHY POUND ON THE ROOF WHEN THE KIDS ARE HERE? WHY NOT WAIT TILL THEY’RE GONE SO THAT JUST WHEN SHE THINKS THERE WILL BE PEACE AND QUIET, THERE WON’T BE.
B) They couldn’t tear themselves away from their trailer homes where they are drinking with their cousins who they married and calling their mamas in prison…. THIS IS NORTH CAROLINA.
C) They found my blog and realized they are NOT BUFF ENOUGH to work on my house.
D) They thought it might rain. NOT THAT IT DID RAIN. They just THOUGHT it MIGHT rain.
Your guess is as good as mine, but I’m going with B.
Read my thoughts on this first day of school in “Is one more blue crayon drawing too much to ask? “at DotMoms!