I’ve been feeling very mopey lately. This is my current work schedule:
5 am: Wake up. Decide to mope all day.
5:01 am to 1:00 pm: Mope.
1:01 pm: Husband calls to see how day is going. Explain busy moping thing. Husband asks if he HAS to come home. Answer is yes.
1:02 pm to 6:30 pm: Mope some more.
6:31: Husband arrives home. Explain moping all day has completely worn me out.
6:32: Husband brings glass of chardonnay and maintains safe distance whilst cooking dinner and explaining to children that mommy is scary right now .
9 pm: Go to bed in moping mode.
Today I will not mope. Okay, that’s a lie. I WILL MOPE. But I’m going to do things today WHILE MOPING. Yes, I am a multi-tasker!!!! I’m going to write my hot, hunky merman and send my editor a PAX mug. I AM SUCH A SUCK-UP. :hehe:
What do you do when you’re blue?
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