It’s So Wrong


Half-naked men! Half-naked men on the roof! Half-naked men in the driveway! Half-naked men walking back and forth across the back deck in front of the windows!


They said the job would take three days, but based on the fact that they got one-sixth of the roof done yesterday, I’m thinking this was a cruel lie. They left all their stuff here, filling up our driveway. I think they’re moving in. And they’re not even cute, did I mention that?

Somehow I was hoping they were going to look a little more like this.

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  1. Katie says:

    Things always take twice as long as they say it will. That’s just a given. :wall:

    And workers boys should be hunky. There should be a law.

  2. Eve says:

    Well that dog won’t hunt! I’m with Katie, there oughta be a law.:hissyfit:

  3. Mary says:

    I’ve had two roofs done and it was a bitch each time! Ugh, good luck.

  4. Peggie says:

    I’m always so disappointed when workers are not cute.
    Shouldn’t they all look like the guy from the Dr.Pepper add?
    Rember the construction worker and the office women….he was hunky.

  5. Mik says:

    Peggie, I remember that! I’m sorry your roofers weren’t cute. Tell them to bring cute boys next time. πŸ˜‰

  6. Peggy says:

    Yum! Take a look at that chest!!! 😯

  7. Estella Kissell says:

    I think it should be a law that all workers have to be hunky—if they have to be there more than an hour-gotta give the non-cute ones a break.:smile:

  8. Toni Anderson says:

    My roofers weren’t cute either–but my neighbors were :mrgreen:
    And I had a better view of them!!!

    I bet they do it on schedule (fingers crossed), they were amazing here, like a well oiled machine 😈

  9. Cherlyn says:

    What a total waste!
    Why…there oughta be a law! :wigglebrow:

  10. Kelly says:

    Come on, Suzanne, there has to be one cutie are there! πŸ˜‰

  11. Kelly says:

    sorry, I mean “out there”. Barely had my coffee!:cool:

  12. Jill says:

    I think all half naked men should be gorgeous. There should be a law or something.

  13. Tori says:

    I agree with everyone else. There ought to be a law! It’s like all those construction people when our neighbors were having their house built. Not one single (or married, for that matter :lol:) cute guy. VERY disappointing.

  14. Emma S says:

    Well, then, it’s a good thing you put your pants on yesterday.


  15. Amy K. says:

    He can reroof my house anytime! :heart:

  16. Jean says:

    Good thing the roofers don’t know about your blog – I hate to think what they’d do to your roof – roflmao.

  17. Melissa says:

    :rotfl: I’ve been in a similer situation and the guys were cute and…:wigglebrow:

    :thumbsup: on the eye candy

  18. Steph T. says:

    *sighs about the not-cute part*

    It’s like the construction on my house – I was so hoping for a roving band of SEALs on leave to do the work…and it so didn’t happen.:rolleyes:

  19. Melissa Marsh says:

    Oh DARN, Suzanne!!! I was hoping they’d be hot! What’s up with that? I’d complain to their manager. If they’re going to be there THAT long, at least you should have something good to look at! :rotfl:

  20. Melissa Mc says:

    Hugs. Half-naked men should be cute! Or at least buff. You don’t have to lok at their face! :wigglebrow:

  21. Eve says:

    Emma – :rotfl:

  22. MartyK says:

    I think all gorgeous men should be half-naked. There should be some kind of law. And please, for our sakes, don’t get any kind of closer shot than the one you posted today!

  23. Robyn says:

    Suzanne, I’m so sorry that the workers weren’t cute. Man, that must have been
    a let-down for you!!! hehehe.
    Next time maybe.:cry:

  24. Darla Dixon says:

    The key is, whenever you have any work done on your house, make it part of the contractual agreement that the workers MUST be hunks.

    BTW, I have King Wencelas’s portrait done now, if you want to come by and take a look. Not cute, but ruggedly handsome. But then, I’m into bearded guys from medieval times! LOL

  25. Biddy says:

    I’ve worked on building sites and I have NEVER seen a cute workman

  26. Sasha says:

    Really? Not cute at all? That sux!

    What about if you put a bog over their heads? DO they have nice bodies? Maybe focus on the bodies. πŸ˜‰

  27. Angie T says:

    1. Beware…roofers crack is only slightly less disgusting than plumbers crack….only it is half tanned.:shock:

    2. They will leave stray roofing nails and tacks in your driveway and yard if you piss them off. (I am speaking from experience here!) Can we say TWO flat tires???:twisted:

  28. Beth says:

    Yeah, but, Suzanne, if they were really CUTE half-naked men you’d never get anything done. I mean, you’d just stand there gawking all day, right? 😯 Fruity f***er in hand, right? I know I would. :bananadance:

  29. Danica says:

    What a waste of a new roof! Isn’t the whole point of getting a new roof (and all the delays that go along with it) having eye candy for that short time period? I would demand my money back!

  30. Gina says:

    Hahah okay this made me laugh so much. Cause I saw half naked men and went oh goodie! Then I read the line a couple down and died laughing! :rotfl:

  31. Teresa says:

    They are never cute when they should be!!:hissyfit:

  32. Crystal* says:

    Seems a shame to have a half-naked, sweaty man who is not, um, aesthetically pleasing. 😯
    Go ahead and handpick the hunkiness for the next around the house project. :rotfl:

  33. Michelle says:

    Aw, man! I agree. Why don’t they look sexier?

  34. Danni says:

    Is it just me, or does that “buff body” man’s head looks wa-a-a-a-a-y too small for his shoulders?:fryingpan:

  35. LoryKC says:

    Put those pants on, honey! They’re bringing the hunk with ’em tomorrow! :yes:

  36. Lynn Daniels says:

    Not even cute? That’s wrong. That’s just wrong. There oughta be a law.

  37. Cece says:

    It should like be a union law that they’re just HAWT! :thumbsup:

  38. Christy K. says:

    My husband’s best friend and two of his friends once came over to help him weld his hunting boat. After I put the kids to bed, I wandered into the garage and hot damn, there’s four hunks in the garage, one half naked with a welding torch and face shield. Just about pulled up a chair to watch, but that would have been too obvious. Guess it would have been too obvious to call all my friends and sell tickets for the event too. :yes: