Do you know how many bath towels it takes to clean up an entire gallon of milk off the kitchen floor? I asked my husband to stop by the store last night on his way home from work. He came in juggling two gallons of milk, two loaves of bread, and assorted other items, and one gallon promptly slipped out of his hand to go splat on the floor. It was like a raging white river flooding the prairie.
My husband looked at me and said, why didn’t you tell me this was going to happen? I thought you were a PAX agent.