The prince and princess came to tea today. (Charles and Camilla?) Hard to tell. They were invisible. (If it WAS Charles and Camilla, invisible would be a Good Thing.) But they must have been special because my daughter got all dressed up in high heels and perfume and laid out her tea set for them.
Conversation (one-sided) went like this:
“He did WHAT?”
“I can’t believe he’s such a jerk.”
“How could he do that to her?”
At nine my daughter has already absorbed a basic tenet of womanhood. Men are always wrong. Even if you have to make it up.