The Garlic Toast Was A Little Black, That’s All


Cooking dinner.

Thirteen-year-old son walks into the room, points to fire alarm on ceiling. You know that is not a kitchen timer, don’t you?

Smart ass.


  1. Michelle says:

    LOL. Don’t you just love teenagers? 😈

  2. Sheri says:

    :idea:LOL!!!!! That just brightened my day!

  3. kacey says:

    Males. Can’t kill them when they are your sons… :mrgreen:

    Personally, I’m thinking of putting my smoke detector in the kitchen on a on / off switch…for when I’m cooking. Or, better yet, just let someone else do all the cooking… 😛

  4. Jill says:

    Loved this. Though I thought the smoke alarm WAS the timer …

  5. Tori says:

    Our smoke alarm used to go when we had the back door open and the heater in the sunroom (which is off the kitchen) on. Freaky weird.

  6. Lynn says:

    It’s not a kitchen timer? Then maybe I should quit resetting it every time I cook, huh? :mrgreen:

    I LMAO at this, then became very serious. My oldest is ten, and I have a sinking feeling she’ll have comments for me just like that.

  7. Cece says:

    Hell send him to my house! Mine goes off every time I open the oven door regardless if it’s burned or not.

  8. Sonja (from HCRW) says:

    Ahhahahah. You’d love Ron White’s stand-up comedy routine. He has a joke very similar to that one. Too funny. 🙂

  9. Crystal* says:

    Does he watch Ron White?

  10. Suzanne says:

    He might! I have no idea. I don’t even know who Ron White is, LOL.