The Interview


I’m preparing answers for interview questions from Kelly Callihan for the Monterey Bay Fiction Writers E-news. My friend, Michelle, wrote these answers for me. Isn’t she helpful?

Kelly: Thank you so much for taking the time to share with us, Suzanne! Can you tell us a little about your writing background and how you came to sell your first romance, NEVER SAY GOODBYE, to Meteor Kismet?

Suzanne: I worked part-time as a streetwalker and I used my own personal experiences, particularly the sexual ones, to gain inspiration for my first romance novel.

Kelly: You have an impressive backlist of contemporary and historical romances, and are now branching into paranormal romance. Which is, or has been, your favorite sub-genre of romance to write and why?

Suzanne: I like the two-headed vampire sub-genre. That, and rehydrated mummies, because I like weird, kinky stuff.

Kelly: The month of July launches your new Intimate Moments paranormal PAX League series, involving supernatural super-hero agents with special talents, who fight against world terrorism. Before we talk about the first book in the series, please share how you developed such a new and unique concept.

Suzanne: I read my son’s comic books and thought, By God! I could write a story about Superman getting it on…

Kelly: THE BEAST WITHIN, the first Intimate Moments book introducing the PAX League, hits shelves in July. What can we expect from this story and your characters?

Suzanne: Lots of bestiality.

Kelly: It has been a pleasure chatting with you, Suzanne! Good luck with your exciting series. Would you like to end with a writing a tip to share with the readers?

Suzanne: No, thanks. πŸ™‚

Well, should I just go with Michelle’s answers???


  1. Katie says:

    Love it! Souns like a plan to me. Throw in a little :whip: and you’re good to go!

  2. Cheryl S. says:

    Very original answers. πŸ˜€
    Love ’em!

  3. Joely says:

    Woo-hoo! Bring on the rehydrated mummies!

  4. Steph T. says:

    Michelle’s answers – definitely!:lol:

    This was a good way to start the morning off:hyper:

  5. kacey says:

    LOL! Michelle is such a helpful friend! :shocked:

  6. Jennifer says:

    :rotfl: Very funny! Especially the first answer. And there you go. Your next PAX hero can be a rehydrated mummy!

  7. Jill says:

    I dare you to send in these answers. :shocked:

  8. Kelly says:

    She already sent them in, Jill! πŸ˜‰ But told me I couldn’t use them. πŸ˜†

  9. Beth C says:

    Heh-heh. :wigglebrow: Well, these answers would certainly get you a lot of attention. Potentially setting off a media frenzy. In that case, I say go for it! Heh-heh. :bananadance:

  10. Alyssa says:

    Wow, Suzanne, I’m learning all kinds of things about you that I didn’t know. πŸ˜‰

    Does your husband know about your career as a streetwalker? 😯


  11. Robyn says:

    These answers show a side of you that I would have never guessed, Suzanne. hehehe:rolleyes:

  12. Amy K. says:

    I think so. :guitar:

  13. Charlene says:

    Can’t. Stop. Laughing! :rotfl:

    And she spelled bestiality correctly, too! :mrgreen:

  14. Nicole says:

    Oh, I say go with those answers. So great!

  15. Crystal* says:

    Oh my. Talk about TMI. And then some. Sure, send those bad boys in. :yes:
    And there will be publicity and um…probable offers of kinkiness.
    Then comes the “E: True Hollywood Story of Suzanne McMinn.” Who would you like to play you? LMAO

  16. Sonja (from HCRW) says:

    Rock on. πŸ™‚ That works.

  17. Marcy says:

    😯 Yowza! And here I thought Suzanne was a sweet, gentle woman who reads sexy books in church! *gg*

    I want to know who’s going to play the beasty boy in the β€œE: True Hollywood Story of Suzanne McMinn.” :wigglebrow:


  18. Melissa Marsh says:

    Those are hilarious! LMAO!!!:lol:

  19. Tori says:

    You should definitely go with Michelle’s answers. :rotfl:

  20. Jordan says:

    I double dog dare you. 😈

  21. Michelle says:

    I’m so helpful. ::preen::

    Anytime, Suzanne. :bananadance:

  22. Gina says:

    Haha! Can you imagine the reaction you would get!

    Also, commenting to let you know you’ve been tagged by me! Check my blog for more information. πŸ˜‰

  23. Danica says:

    Michelle, you definitely have a career in PR. Will you help me when I’m as famous as Suzanne and have a chance to be interviewed?

  24. MΓ ili says:

    Very funny. I love it, Michelle!

    P.S. Superman will NEVER get it on, not with that red pants [underwear] he has on. And that blue bodysuit. My God, how could one lust after a man who wears underwear OVER his bodysuit? I mean, seriously?

    If we think about this, when we want to jump on his bones, how do we get his clothes off? His outfit seems to be the Lycra type, so ripping them off won’t do. Hm … *mutters to self*

  25. Lynn says:

    Superman getting it on. I love it! :rotfl:

  26. Teresa H says:

    ROFLMAO :rotfl: Since you’ve already been dared and double dog dared, I guess I triple dog dare ya to use them!

  27. D. Angel says:


    Great answers!

  28. Michelle says:

    Danica–hey, I’ll be glad to write answers for you. Just be very afraid of what you might get….:shocked:

  29. Teresa says:

    I love it!!! Tooooooo Funny.