Take the RSAT Test! (Romance School Admission Test) If there was an admission bar for writing/reading/reviewing romance novels, this is what it would look like:
The steamy, tropical Hot Spot Hotel includes five sultry and luxurious beach bungalows, numbered one through five in a line down the beach. Each bungalow may accommodate up to two lovers. Six people–Cristina, Blade, Raven, Wulf, Lia, and Wyatt–are registered in the bungalows.
* Raven is sharing a bungalow.
* Wulf is not sharing a bungalow and his bungalow is immediately beside an empty one.
* Cristina is not sharing a bungalow with either Blade or Lia.
* Blade is in either the third or fourth bungalow.
1. Which of the following groups could be having sex like monkeys in the second bungalow?
A. Raven only.
B. Cristina and Blade.
C. Raven and Wulf.
D. Wyatt and Cristina.
E. Wyatt, Blade, and Lia.
2. If Blade is experiencing an orgasm in the bungalow immediately behind Raven’s and immediately ahead of Cristina’s, all of the following must be true EXCEPT:
A. Blade is having an orgasm in the fourth bungalow.
B. Lia is having an orgasm in the third bungalow.
C. Cristina is having an orgasm in the fifth bungalow.
D. Raven is having an orgasm in the third bunalow.
E. The first bungalow is empty.
3. Which one of the following statements CANNOT be true?
A. Neither Cristina nor Blade is having an orgasm with a lover. Cristina has a vibrator and Blade has a blow-up doll.
B. Neither Wulf nor Wyatt is having an orgasm with a lover. They both have blow-up dolls.
C. Cristina is having an orgasm with a lover, and Wyatt is having an orgasm with a lover.
D. Blade is having an orgasm with a lover, and Lia is having an orgasm with a lover.
E. Cristina is having an orgasm with a lover, and Blade is having an orgasm with a lover.
4. If Lia is having sex in the second bungalow, how many different combinations of lovers are possible for the third bungalow?
5. Assume that a seventh lover is staying with Wyatt in the first bungalow, but that all other rules remain unchanged. Which of the following is a complete and accurate list of the lovers who might be having sex in the fifth bungalow?
B. Blade, Lia
C. Cristina, Raven, Lia
D. Cristina, Raven, Wulf
E. Cristina, Lia, Raven, Wulf
Answers will be posted tomorrow. How did you do? NOW AREN’T YOU GLAD THERE’S NOT A TEST?
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