The Year of the Sloth


I can’t remember the last day when I did NOTHING all day. Does that count as the third New Thing? I did smoke a chocolate cigar (YES, MOM, SMOKING IS BAD) but chocolate cigars are GOOD, and it does qualify for New Thing #2. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

When we roused our lazy selves from our nothingness to go to the lodge for burgers, the Grill Girl from yesterday who I gave a book to had read enough about me to know by now that I have a paranormal series coming out. She leaned across the grill counter to ask quietly, “Do you just write about paranormal experiences or DO YOU HAVE THEM?”

Must admit, wasn’t sure how to answer this. SHOULD I be having them? Yes, I am a werewolf, I thought…. But that might have scared her. I’m not sure what she wanted my answer to be. Maybe I should COME UP WITH some paranormal experiences so that I know what to say to people since perhaps this is a sign of things to come now that I’m writing paranormals…….

I think I need another margarita so I can contemplate this fully.


  1. kacey says:

    Wow a day of nothing. Jealous, jealous, jealous. And the picture is gorgeous!!

    Well have another margarita while you contemplate…

    So when do you go back to the real world? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  2. RobinP says:

    You’ve never had any????
    Give me a call and I’ll share all ours with you….lol.

  3. Sylvia Day says:

    Jees, I’m in editing hell and you’re drinking margaritas!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ Have one for me will ya?

  4. Anna Lucia says:

    That’s a hard one. When you’re writing about werewolves and mermen, it’s pretty lame to say, “well, I once felt REALLY COLD in a spooky house”, no?


  5. Jill says:

    A chocolate cigar …?