Unfortunately, Fortunately


Yesterday’s winner of their choice of an autographed book from my backlist: Stacey115! Stacey, click the Contact button in the menu bar above to send me your address and your choice!

Continuing with a week of celebrating my new design with games and contests–today, a PAX t-shirt is up for grabs!!! Let’s play Unfortunately, Fortunately! Here’s how it works: I start the game with a few Unfortunately, Fortunately lines to set the stage. You comment with either an Unfortunately line or a Fortunately line (whichever follows the comment before you) to keep the story going.

If two people post simultaneously (say, there end up being two Fortunately lines in a row right before you), just choose whichever line you want to play off with the next Unfortunately line to keep the story going! I’ve asked my daughter to write down a number on a piece of paper and it’s folded up, top secret like, and sitting under my laptop. The person whose comment # matches that number wins a PAX t-shirt! I’ll announce the winner in tomorrow’s blog. Play as many times as you want, but not twice in a row.

Here we go! :hyper:

Unfortunately, she was naked when the doorbell rang.
Fortunately, it was a sexy bad boy at the door.
Unfortunately, she was tied to a chair and couldn’t answer.
Fortunately, that bad boy knew how to bust a door down.

Unfortunately……(your turn)


  1. Michelle says:

    Unfortunately, a gunman was waiting for him.

  2. Cheryl says:

    Unfortunately, that bad boy kicked her neighbor’s door down.

  3. Steph T. says:

    Fortunately, the bad boy’s own gun was bigger.:rotfl:

  4. Tori says:

    Unfortunately, the gun jammed at the most inopportune moment.

  5. Lynn says:

    Fortunately, he had a spare.

  6. Màili says:

    Unfortunately it wasn’t loaded.

  7. Mary Stella says:

    Fortunately, the gunman had lousy aim.:loser:

  8. Mary says:

    Unfortunately, the bullet got stuck in the barrel of the gun.:hissyfit:

  9. Alyssa says:

    Fortunately, his psychic powers helped him free the bullet.

  10. Sonja (from HCRW) says:

    Unfortunately, she was getting impatient waiting naked tied to a chair. 😳

  11. Suzanne says:

    Fortunately, she told him, if he didn’t come soon, she knew how to come on her own….

  12. Cheyenne McCray says:

    LOLOL. Too funny.

    Unfortunately the chair tipped backward and she fell flat on her naked back, legs straight up in the air. *g*

  13. Nicole says:

    Fortunately, that view distracted the gunman.

  14. Amy K. says:

    Unfortunately, his gun was still not loaded.

  15. Chekita Hernandez says:

    Fortunately the other one was. lol

  16. Alyssa says:

    Fortunately, there was an ammunition shop just down the street if he was willing to stop looking at the distracting view of the heroine.

  17. Cynthia says:

    Unfortunately, that wasn’t going to happen any time soon. 😉

  18. Anna Lucia says:

    Fortunately, the bad guy dropped dead of a heart attack.

  19. Chekita Hernandez says:

    Unfortunately, he had no life insurance.

  20. Màili says:

    Unfortunately, within a few seconds the bad guy jumped up – he’s now a droolin’ zombie!

  21. Alyssa says:

    Fortunately, the heroine had a book about how to kill zombies.

  22. Elizabeth says:

    Unfortunately, the page with the instructions had been torn out.

  23. Danni says:

    Unfortunately, she was too distracted by the breeze from the open door blowing about her still straight in the air legs to remember the methodology of the book.:shock:

  24. Chekita Hernandez says:

    Fortunatley she remembered seeing Shaun of the Dead and knew how to take him out!

  25. Alyssa says:

    Unfortunately, she was still tied to the chair and couldn’t get to the supplies she needed.

  26. Jill says:

    fortunately, her big rough and tumble hero could get to HIS supplies.

  27. Danni says:

    Unfortunately, by this time the zombie gunman had begun his advance toward her rescuer.

  28. Alyssa says:

    Fortunately, the knots around her arms were beginning to loosen.

  29. Tori says:

    Unfortunately–for the zombie–as he started to cross the street, somebody who was late for a very important date came zooming along and hit him, sending him flying up in the air to land in a tree.

  30. Trace says:

    Fortunately, the zombie’s head was mashed against the pavement, and as he was trying to peel the smashed remains of his skull and brain matter from the road, a sleepy trucker was coming straight for his dead ass!

  31. Suzanne says:

    Unfortunately, that big mess just spoiled the heroine’s sexy mood….

  32. Tammy says:

    Fortunately the sexy hero was man enough to get her back in the mood!:love:

  33. Cynthia says:

    Unfortunately, he’d forgotten to pack protection. 😉

  34. Danni says:

    Fortunately she’s a modern gal, and knew just what drawer she had some stashed in.:bananadance:

  35. Cheryl says:

    Unfortunately, the drawer was stuck. :hissyfit:

  36. ruby55 says:

    Unfortunately, that drawer was stuck!:sick:

  37. Tammy says:

    Fortunately, the hero was strong enough to break the drawer open.

  38. ruby55 says:

    Unfortunately, there was no protection in the drawer after all.:no:

  39. Cheryl says:

    Fortunately, the heroine believed in being prepared – there was also a stash in the medicine cabinet.:rotfl:

  40. Màili says:

    Unfortunately, the stash was four years out of date.

  41. Robyn says:

    Unfortunately, the washroom was in use
    by someone who seemed to be taking an
    awfully long time.:sad:

  42. Robyn says:

    sorry, Cheryl’s post was the last post when
    I started mine but someone else was also
    posting so there are 2 unfortunately’s.

  43. Danni says:

    Fortunately, she located a brand new box on top of the fridge.

  44. Alyssa says:

    Unfortunately, her hands were numb from being tied up, so she couldn’t get the box open.

  45. Robyn says:

    Fortunately, the hero came to the rescue
    and a great time was had by all.:love:

  46. Alyssa says:

    Unfortunately, it was over all too quickly.

  47. Suzanne says:

    Fortunately, that bad boy could do it twice!

  48. Danni says:

    Unfortunately, they’d gotten awfully sweaty during those two romps.

  49. Alyssa says:

    Fortunately, they moved the romps right into the shower.

  50. Danica says:

    Unfortunately, while they were having fun in the shower, the condom broke.

  51. Danni says:

    Fortunately, her birth control patch is waterproof. :relieved:

  52. Màili says:

    Unfortunately, he slipped on a soap and his head bounced off a tiled wall.

  53. Danni says:

    fortunately, she had the tools to bring him around.

  54. Robyn says:

    Fortunately, they were having so much
    fun that he hardly noticed the bump
    on the head.:oops:

  55. Michelle says:

    Unfortunately, they ran out of hot water and had to leave the bathroom.

  56. Danica says:

    Fortunately, the bedroom wasn’t too far away.

  57. Alyssa says:

    Unfortunately, they tripped on the way to the bedroom.

  58. Cynthia says:

    Fortunately, the floor was just as good. :hyper:

  59. Elizabeth says:

    Unfortunately, they didn’t hear the footsteps coming down the hall.

  60. ruby55 says:

    Fortunately, her dog alerted them by growling just at that moment.

  61. Alyssa says:

    Unfortunately, the dog’s growling startled the couple and made the heroine’s head crash into the wall.

  62. Robyn says:

    Fortunately, they were on the floor
    anyways so they just lay there and
    giggled about the whole episode.:hyper:

  63. Tammy says:

    Unfortunately, the footsteps belonged to her mom.:oops:

  64. Màili says:

    Fortunately, a ninja jumped through a hallway window, waving his sword in the air, startling her mum into a dead faint.

  65. Alyssa says:

    Unfortunately, it looked like the ninja was going to attack them.

  66. Robyn says:

    Fortunately for them, he was too curious about their giggling that he did not attack.

  67. Danni says:

    Unfortunately, ninjas aren’t known for their sense of humor, and he attacks.:fryingpan:

  68. Alyssa says:

    Fortunately, the ninja knocks himself unconscious when he stumbles over the heroine’s mother.

  69. Danica says:

    Unfortunately, the heroine’s mother wakes up and gasps as she realizes that the ninja is the husband she thought died in a freak bungee jumping accident-the heroine’s real father.

  70. Tammy B. says:

    Fortunately, the mother loved that ninja/husband more than life itself!

  71. Teresa H says:

    Fortunately, the shock of seeing her dead husband puts her back into a dead faint so the heroine has time to hide the hero in her closet.:grin:

  72. Suzanne says:

    The winner is #44–Alyssa–Alyssa, email me!