This is an old picture of Morgan, but I can’t upload a new picture of her right now. Or a new picture of anything. You see, Morgan downloaded an entire TV show on her laptop. Anyone who has satellite internet understands when I say that I’m just lucky they didn’t come pull the dish out of the ground and march off with it. It was an egregious crime against the fair use policy and allowable bandwidth per customer. It’s something of a minor miracle that I have operated a business based primarily on the internet for the past few years–when I have satellite internet (and teenagers). When I started CITR, I started it ON DIALUP. (And that was only four years ago. I was living in the country, what can I say, satellite internet is all that is available and back then it was even more expensive than it is now.)
I will be back with new photos and stories when the ban against our account is released and I’m done spanking Morgan.