The Crooked Little Hen’s front porch boyfriend, Mr. Hyde, is a persistent devil. I shut the porch gates on him to try to keep him out, but love will not be stopped so easily. He lifts his great big fluffy bottom up in the air and flies onto the gates.
From there, the porch is his oyster. He takes the Crooked Little Hen out to eat at the Dog Food Buffet then they sleep together in the Old Armchair Motel. The Crooked Little Hen thinks it’s romantic. Somebody didn’t raise her right.
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Julie Wriston says:
Sounds like she been a sneakn’ ’round reading someone’s romance novels.
On March 5, 2010 at 3:21 am
Tracey In Paradise Pa. says:
:fairy: Sounds like Crooked Little Hen is a cheap date!!Or maybe its Mr.Hydes piercing eyes!!
Granny Trace
On March 5, 2010 at 6:08 am
Helen says:
They say that good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go anywhere they want 😉
On March 5, 2010 at 10:19 am
Just Kris says:
The shameless hussy!! 😉
On March 5, 2010 at 10:33 am
Kim Gibson says:
Tawdry, oh, tawdry! You simply must somehow elevate her morals!
On March 5, 2010 at 10:33 am
Kat says:
Have you tried the red laser pointer yet? Works like a charm at getting chickens to flee the area post haste!
On March 5, 2010 at 11:09 am
Nancy in Iowa says:
And how does she keep her dating schedule straight, with another feathered man waiting on the back porch!?? :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:
On March 5, 2010 at 11:59 am
Donna says:
Maybe the Crooked Little Hen will get Mr. Hyde to turn into Dr. Jekyll!
On March 5, 2010 at 1:00 pm
SuzieQ says:
:snuggle: The course of true love, lust?, ne’er runs smooth.. :heart:
On March 5, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Runningtrails says:
I think its adorable! True love!
On March 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Michele says:
That dog food buffet will entice them every time. You could set up a new restaurant down near their cages (but I am sure they would still come to their old favorite)they probably like variety too! Do they lay good eggs for you? (as a thank-you)
On March 5, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Chic says:
LOL…that’s cute. :hungry2:
On March 5, 2010 at 7:44 pm
katherine says:
Typical guy. Give a naive girl dinner and expect more.
On March 5, 2010 at 10:55 pm
deb says:
Just wanted to say that I really enjoy reading your posts. Thanks.
On March 6, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Jenny W says:
Oh goodness!
On March 17, 2010 at 10:30 pm