The Crooked Little Hen’s front porch boyfriend, Mr. Hyde, is a persistent devil. I shut the porch gates on him to try to keep him out, but love will not be stopped so easily. He lifts his great big fluffy bottom up in the air and flies onto the gates.

From there, the porch is his oyster. He takes the Crooked Little Hen out to eat at the Dog Food Buffet then they sleep together in the Old Armchair Motel. The Crooked Little Hen thinks it’s romantic. Somebody didn’t raise her right.


  1. Julie Wriston says:

    Sounds like she been a sneakn’ ’round reading someone’s romance novels.

  2. Tracey In Paradise Pa. says:

    :fairy: Sounds like Crooked Little Hen is a cheap date!!Or maybe its Mr.Hydes piercing eyes!!
    Granny Trace

  3. Helen says:

    They say that good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go anywhere they want 😉

  4. Just Kris says:

    The shameless hussy!! 😉

  5. Kim Gibson says:

    Tawdry, oh, tawdry! You simply must somehow elevate her morals!

  6. Kat says:

    Have you tried the red laser pointer yet? Works like a charm at getting chickens to flee the area post haste!

  7. Nancy in Iowa says:

    And how does she keep her dating schedule straight, with another feathered man waiting on the back porch!?? :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:

  8. Donna says:

    Maybe the Crooked Little Hen will get Mr. Hyde to turn into Dr. Jekyll!

  9. SuzieQ says:

    :snuggle: The course of true love, lust?, ne’er runs smooth.. :heart:

  10. Runningtrails says:

    I think its adorable! True love!

  11. Michele says:

    That dog food buffet will entice them every time. You could set up a new restaurant down near their cages (but I am sure they would still come to their old favorite)they probably like variety too! Do they lay good eggs for you? (as a thank-you)

  12. Chic says:

    LOL…that’s cute. :hungry2:

  13. katherine says:

    Typical guy. Give a naive girl dinner and expect more.

  14. deb says:

    Just wanted to say that I really enjoy reading your posts. Thanks.

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