Somebody’s Watching Me


And it’s the crooked little hen! She goes from door to door around the porch until she finds me. Then she starts STARING.


  1. Janessa says:

    A peeping hen…now that’s one I haven’t seen before… Too funny!!

  2. Blessings says:

    Hilarious, your being stalked by a chicken!

  3. Thunja says:

    LOL that chicken loves you

  4. Heidi says:

    Did you know that they make special diapers for chickens so you can have them in the house?

  5. Tracey In Paradise Pa says:

    :woof: Can’t you just let her in?…Pretend she is a cat! Too funny!!

  6. carsek says:

    You really perk up my day!!

  7. Debbie Johnson says:


  8. pam says:

    Really, is there anything wrong with having a house hen?

  9. lisa says:

    Ok…surely there is a way for her to become a house pet! She NEEDS attention Suzanne!

  10. NorthCountryGirl says:

    That is so cute. I like the “peeping hen”. She got a taste of “inside” living and she wants to come back inside.

  11. Leah says:

    Awwe that’s so cute!

  12. jean says:

    That poor chicken has a crush on you. I think you should let her in and let her be your house chicken. Of course, I’m not the one who would be cleaning up her mess, just saying.

  13. Carmen Smith says:

    Hmmmm….sounds like somebody loves you….or is just a crazy stalker:)She’s just wanting to come in again I bet!!!

  14. CALAMITY CREEK says:

    She is cold and she doesn’t understand why, if the cats and dogs can come in with you, she can’t. You might as well let her in, Suzanne. Or one night, you will wake up and she will be sitting on your chest staring at you!!
    (okay…that creeped me out, too. Sorry)

  15. M says:

    Yep, she figured out that you have a ‘Heated’ house 😆 and she doesn’t want to wait for the Spring Warmup!

  16. Donna says:

    Oh my goodness! Heidi (no. 5) is right – there ARE diapers for chickens! See – that’s hilarious! :clover:

  17. kerri says:

    No flies on that chicken! :chicken: She’s got your number 😆 Stay strong, Suzanne! Chicken diapers or not! (who thinks of these things???).

  18. Miss Becky says:

    she is such a character! And a real pet. I can’t wait to see where she ends up sleeping once she’s invited in!!! This isn’t Chickens in the Road, this is Chickens In The House! :woof:

  19. paulukon says:

    Are you *sure* this isn’t a 2-legged mutant cat, instead?

  20. Will says:

    I think mean rooster has inhabited her body. At least she’s persistent.

  21. Diane says:

    I see a muse for your next novel.
    This chicken is obviously a genius.

    Let the chickens in!

  22. wheezay says:

    She wants you to feel sorry for her and let her in..she is just too adorable !!! :chicken:

  23. Melanie says:

    Hysterical! Creepy, but hysterical.

  24. Moi says:

    Beware the Stalker Hen!

  25. Val says:

    I can just see that black and white print diaper on her! (I know you could make these yourself and save some $) This is just too cute. She’s definitely taken with you….you could rename her C C. You have to appreciate her determination….it can’t be easy for her to climb all those stairs.

  26. Paulette says:

    Funny. And a little creepy to be stalked by a hen.

  27. Gini says:

    She’s obsessed with her mama!

  28. Nancy says:

    I vote for the diapers!!! Too funny!

  29. Darlyn says:

    Can’t you hear her plee? PLEASE MAMA, let me in! I will be a good little house pet! I will catch your house spiders and fluff your pillows! It is COLD out here! I PROMISE to be good!
    I say you get the diapers and make her your little love hen. I can just see her nestled in your lap in front of the fireplace, with you stroking her little head and you watch your evening news. :chicken:

  30. Claudia says:

    I think she’s looking for the cat that could let her in!

  31. Chic says:

    Awwwww…maybe you should try some of those diapers…she looks so sad out there and she loves you so very much Suzanne!!!! And think of the neat pictures you could put on here!!! :hungry2: (pitchfork!)

  32. Rituparna says:

    Oh ! You are being stalked by a hen.
    You should really let her in ….
    After this he’ll be in your dreams …

  33. SuseM says:

    Stalker Chicken! Beware, Suzanne!

  34. Jen R ( says:

    It’s cold out there! Of course she’s trying to get in! 😉

  35. Barbee' says:

    That is sooo funny! She’s a sweet little thing, but I can understand it might give one that creepy feeling that someone is looking at you. I guess she is waiting for the cat to come open the door. She is not so dumb, she just can’t reach the handle.

  36. Lynn says:

    You might as well just accept it and let her in! (I’m pretty sure she would be in my house by now)

  37. Barbee' says:

    Make her a warm little nest-box near to the cook stove, then maybe she will lay her eggs right there for you. Now that would be perfect!

  38. Melinda in Washington State says:

    Do you suppose Will is right? Mean rooster is back! But I think Barbee has the right idea. Build her a nest-box by the stove. Have her deliver the eggs to you.

  39. Melinda in Washington State says:

    Oh by the way, I love the red polka dot diapers. They’d go well with her black feathers. Love your blog.

  40. Sharon Gosney says:

    Ahhh….that is so cute that see loves you so much, that she searches you out. She wants to join the inside staff.

  41. Nancy in Iowa says:

    Yep – let her IN, Suzanne!! Maybe if you advertise the chicken diapers, the company will send you some free ones! You could print your blog address on them, and sell them on eBay!! Crooked Little Hen will love you for it. :chicken:

  42. Annmarie says:

    Mama’s peacocks would hop up onto the porch swing. They’d swing and stare at us. Never losing eye contact has they glided past. It was creepy.

  43. Valeria in NC says:

    I think she wants something . . .

  44. Nancy says:

    Get the diapers and let her in. You know you want to. Besides it is snowing.

  45. Sandi Sullivan says:

    :hissyfit: Oh for goodness sake…give her some attention already!!! Maybe just a ‘hug’ :hug: and maybe she’ll be satisfied! Poor thing…I feel kinda sorry for her! :heart:

  46. sandra flemming says:

    I think most of us would let her in,Iknow I couldn’t stand seeing her out there like that!!Please let her in!!

  47. B. Ruth says:

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm………..I’m just wonderin’ if….naaaa!….couldn’t happen…
    but since she couldn’t stay on top of the goat house……..naaaa! then if she decided to stay on the porch and……naaaaaaa!

    Guess we’ll have to just wait this one out!

  48. Jessica says:

    LOL oh my that is way too funny!

  49. Darlene in North Georgia says:

    “Wanna trade?” “Fresh eggs for warm sleeping spot and cat food.”

  50. r w says:

    she wants in so badly!!!! get her a pair or two of chicken diapers and let her in!!! She is a special chicken in more ways than one!

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