Several months after I moved in here, I found this metal sign stuck behind one of the old church pews in front of the cellar. In case you can’t read it, it says:
RELATIVES BY APPOINTMENT
APPOINTMENTS SCHEDULED ON THE
SECOND TUESDAY OF EVERY WEEK
I’m pretty sure the sign belonged to the immediate past previous owners.
I like it, despite how unwelcoming it sounds! Because, well, sometimes one does feel that way about certain people! Not ALL relatives, of course, but…. So I put the sign out.
You know who you are.