Who could resist their darling little eyeballs all turned up from the other side of a piece of plywood barricading them in the cellar porch?
ME! Poop machines, I’m telling you. POOP. MACHINES.
They are therefore banned from the rest of the house.
This weekend, I’m giving away another May Silhouette Romantic Suspense release, One Cool Lawman, by Diane Pershing. Let me know if you want it! Hurry–before something escapes and poops on it!
(Have you ever heard a more tempting offer?) 😎