Please accept my heartfelt apology for yesterday’s post.
Turning all my calendars impatiently to March was an unfortunate lapse in judgment on my part.
I didn’t really mean to trick you or mess with your head or push you into therapeutic medication.
I was trying to be funny, but I understand that humor is subjective.
I want to apologize to the birds, too.
And the goats.
And especially the sheep because they look pretty angry and I’m scared of them.
I will also apologize to the chickens whenever they can be coaxed out of their house again.
I am sincerely regretful of my behavior and duly chastened by the snow you have dumped upon us in response. I will only treat you with the utmost respect henceforth. Let’s just turn all the calendars back to February and forget this ever happened.
Love and kisses,