The first woolly worm I found this year predicted a cold, hard winter. What rational choice did I have but to disqualify it and seek a replacement? Look at this woolly worm! I love this one! See all the brown on this one! It’s predicting a short, mild winter. What a sweet woolly.
If this works, I’m gonna find a doctor who says, “Eat all the ice cream you want! It won’t make you fat!”