I was totally tempted the other day to steal this sign from a state park. But it was screwed to the tree REALLY GOOD. I could use some more signs, like NO SAYING “DUH” TO YOUR MOTHER…. and NO SHOOTING BB GUNS AT YOUR COUSIN’S CAR…. and NO STEALING MY FAVORITE CD’S.
I especially need NO HIDING BEHIND DOORS AND YELLING “BOO” AT ME……..
What sign do you need? Post a comment with a sign you need and one winner will be picked randomly on Monday for their autographed pick from my contemporary backlist!:mrgreen:
Minna says:
NO STEALING MY FAVORITE CD’S, DO NOT BULLY YOUR AUNT and ENTERING THIS ROOM WITHOUT PERMISSION IS FORBIDDEN. My nephews are such sweethearts…:twisted:
On June 2, 2006 at 5:27 am
Cheryl S. says:
I want a sign that says, “SO WHO TOLD YOU LIFE WAS FAIR?” for when I tell my kids it’s time to quit playing and time for bed and I get the “but that’s not FAIR . . . ” response.
On June 2, 2006 at 5:44 am
Sonja says:
There actually was one of this in my dorm communal bathroom:
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
And wipe the seatie.
I kind of still need one above the toilet my husband uses.
On June 2, 2006 at 8:49 am
Becki says:
My sign:
The word is “Sorry”, not “sa-h-reeee”
Please forward t:wall:o my daughter!
On June 2, 2006 at 8:53 am
Marty says:
STOP CALLING ME I DON’T SPEAK SPANISH! And I can’t tell him, lol!
On June 2, 2006 at 9:43 am
Jill says:
I need this one for the living room on family movie night:
No Farting Zone
On June 2, 2006 at 10:01 am
Melissa says:
LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M READING A BOOK BY SUZANNE MCMINN!
On June 2, 2006 at 10:57 am
Jennifer Y says:
I had a friend who had one that said, “Do I look like I care?”…need that for SPAMMERS.
Oh and I need one that says, “This is not messy, this is organized chaos…I know where everything is!”
Oh, and for my nephews and neices, “LISTEN!!!” and “I AM NOT A BIG KID…I AM AN ADULT!!” Of course it probably doesn’t help that last one that I am the one with all of the cartoon movies they want to borrow…LOL.
On June 2, 2006 at 11:07 am
catslady says:
These are great. I have to say mine is CALL ME WHEN…you’re going to be late, you’re going to miss your curfew, you change plans, when you get there, when you get back, when there is news, etc. etc. etc. 2 almost grown children and a husband who always leave me hanging and waiting, waiting, waiting. :hissyfit:
On June 2, 2006 at 11:13 am
Crystal* says:
This is NOT a democracy. You don’t get a vote.
If you hear fingers on keyboard…back away slowly and no one gets verbally decimated.
Grins*
On June 2, 2006 at 12:20 pm
TeresaH says:
I need one that says:
Whatever it is…NO!!!
On June 2, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Maureen says:
If you treat me like a maid you will be paying for the service.
On June 2, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Gina says:
If my kitten could read, I’d make a sign that read, “Just because you see me move in the morning doesn’t mean I am awake and ready to play!”
Mikey has this habit of jumping on me the minute I open my eyes, even if it is just to check the time.
Another sign, “8am is too early. Come back at 10am!”
On June 2, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Lis says:
I think I need two.
A) I am NOT Dr. Phil and don’t need to hear your problems
B) I am NOT an ATM.
And maybe a WRITER AT WORK, but I doubt that would help any either :fryingpan:
On June 2, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Tori Lennox says:
I’m not playing to win, but I could really use a sign that says NO ADMITTANCE to hang on my door.
And, Marty? If the Spanish-speaking guy calls again, just say “no habla Espanol”. 🙂
On June 2, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Marcy says:
I tell my boys, THE MAID QUIT!
My dh was home today from work for no reason and it totally messed up my plans, so I need one for him that says,
I CAN LOVE YOU FROM AFAR!
On June 2, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Estella Kissell says:
I need a sign that says THIS IS NOT A SHORT ORDER KITCHEN!!
On June 2, 2006 at 10:50 pm
ruby55 says:
All around the building I live in I need signs saying: ABSOLUTELY NO NOISE.:fryingpan:
At the traffic lights I use to cross, you have to push a button to make the lights change so you can cross. One it’s pushed, it beeps and a little red light goes on. I need two signs IF YOU PUSH THIS WHILE THE LIGHT IS ON YOU’LL GET A SHOCK. It sometimes takes a while for the light to change because we have a three-way light down at the next crossroads. People insist on constantly pushing the button until it makes me want to scream… Actually, I’ve yelled at a couple of them, most politely, that the light won’t work any faster if they keep pushing. :hissyfit:
On June 3, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Marianne says:
My fave was always Dogs come when you call, cats take a message and get back to you.
Or I may be fat, but you’re ugly and I can diet
Oh… that’s kind of rude, hmmm?
How about – Forget world peace, envision using your turn signal.
And for all the New Hampshire-ites: The new state motto Live, Freeze and Cry
BTW, love your books!
On June 3, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Jeanette Jackson says:
Dangerous Curves Ahead or
I’m Still Hot..It Just Comes Im Flashes Now
On June 3, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Melissa says:
FATHERLESS
On June 4, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Angie says:
For first thing in the morning:
INSTANT HUMAN, JUST ADD COFFEE
For the kids:
STOP NAGGING ME AND GO BOTHER YOUR FATHER
For the dogs:
A SWINGING LID ON THE TRASH CAN IS NOT AN OPEN INVITATION TO HELP YOURSELF TO THE CONTENTS
On June 4, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Carol says:
NO MORE SPAM!
NO MORE REALITY SHOWS!
UPS AND FEDEX PLEASE STOP HERE! :yes:
On June 5, 2006 at 9:32 am
Melissa says:
I’M OVERWHELMED! :wall:
:rotfl: Carol @ UPS AND FEDEX.
On June 5, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Joyce says:
When my boys were little I’d say –
PLEASE LET ME READ AND HAVE MY TEA FIRST!
On June 5, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Ember says:
I need one for out here in the woods on this mountain for people who always drive down our “private drive,” thinking the dirt road goes on…
“Werewolf Scientist: If you see me running try to keep up.” (have a pic of a person in a lab coat)…
On June 6, 2006 at 1:52 am
Robyn says:
I need a sign that says:
SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME THE MAID!
On June 8, 2006 at 8:44 pm