The Crooked Little Hen Saves the Day


To celebrate the release of my book, I’m running some “Memory Lane” posts from my years at Stringtown Rising Farm. I’m choosing some of my personal favorite funny animal stories–if you’ve been around a while, you may remember them, and if you’re new, you may have missed them. This story is about my beloved Crooked Little Hen, so named because she has a cross-beak issue. Despite this disability, the Crooked Little Hen is now my oldest chicken, still kickin’ at five years. She is a survivor, and a very smart peacemaker, as this story shows.

Once upon a time, there was a Crooked Little Hen.

She lived on the porch because she just wanted to. She even roosted there at night.

On nice days, she sat on the porch swing and snacked on cracked corn.
But oh, how she loved dog food! Clatter, clatter, clatter. She learned the sound of dog food tumbling into the dish. The Crooked Little Hen would come running.

But somebody else knew the sound of dog food tumbling into the dish, too.

The Giant Puppy!

And the Giant Puppy said, “Oh, no, Crooked Little Hen, this is my lunch.”

The Crooked Little Hen was so sad because dog food was her most favorite thing in the whole wide world. Even Boomer was sad. He nearly cried. The Giant Puppy wouldn’t share with him, either. There was only so much room at the dish and the Giant Puppy was very giant!

And then the Crooked Little Hen said, “I know! Let me show you how I can…”

“….spill the dish so….”

“….we can all share!”

And they lived happily ever after.



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Posted by Suzanne McMinn on October 11, 2013  

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  1. 10-11

    I love the old stories. I downloaded your book on my Kindle as soon as it was available but I can’t wait for my hard copy to arrive. We are taking a road trip next week and I am saving it for my treat for the trip IF I can hold out that long. Have a wonderful day everyone.

  2. 10-11

    What a sweet little hen. I love her story. She sounds very smart. Thanks for sharing! :sheepjump:

  3. 10-11

    I remember this story so well. I loved it back then and still love it today. :chicken:

  4. 10-12

    What a good idea! When I discovered your website, I went back and devoured every story in every category. But that was a few years ago and a LOT has happened since then. Some good, some bad, but all real life.

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