Guest post by Clover:
Thank you for asking about me. That Woman has become besotted with a COW and she has forgotten me. I can’t remember the last time I had a cookie. Did I not have TWO babies? How many babies did the cow have, hmm?
Since you are the only ones who are thinking about me, I must tell you that I’m being held hostage by the Russian mafia. They will not release me until you send cookies!
Thank you for your help. I know you care. Unlike SOME PEOPLE.