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Somebody tell her that’s not gonna work?
So, on Saturday, Clover went into full-blown, desperate, tearing-her-clothes-off lust. She was singing Lookin’ for a Good Time by Lady Antebellum, throwing back whiskey shots, making I’m-dying noises in her throat, and flapping her tail at Eclipse through the fence. Eclipse’s tongue was hanging so far out of his mouth, I thought he might lose it. Or pass out.
I figure this means she didn’t get pregnant last time. Maybe she’s slipping contraceptives into her water bucket behind my back. I wouldn’t put it past her. We got the other girls in the goat house and brought out the lucky object of her amore.
She did a sexy little dance and they started rubbing up on each other right away.
Huggin’ and kissin’. And whispering sweet nothings at each other’s important parts.
Clover could only handle so much of this foreplay before she had to show him what to do.
And then! Oh, then! His knowing torture sent her head spinning madly.
She spiraled into some deep, sweet world of insistent need and exploding heat.
She could think of nothing but what he was doing to her and how much she did, oh she did, like it.
And then she couldn’t even think about that.
She felt dizzyingly limp and and startlingly alive all at once.
She arched against him, begging for more.
Ripples of bliss rolled over her as she floated to heaven only to discover that he was done. And she was not.
That’s JUST LIKE A MAN.
And so, oh, how she tormented Eclipse while she…..flapped her bottom at poor Rhett.
Every few minutes she’d stop to see….
….if he was looking.
Oh yeah.
And so there was more of this.
And then Clover decided that SHE was done.
And that’s just the way the world works, boys.
Sorry about that!
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Laughing so much I wet my pants and snorted my tea, but it was worth it.
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Did you see the article in US today about goats becoming the new in pet?
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Fingers crossed Ms. Clover gets knocked up – one can’t have enough cookie eating goats.
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Thanks for the short love story, just like in the real world of the 2 legged animals. I guess we can learn form the four legged animals that men will be men , this is why toys were invented for women!
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You go CLOVER!!!
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Priceless!!
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Hopefully, there will be lots of little cloverbuds running around the barnyard before too much longer (how long *is* goat gestation, anyway?)
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Goat Love ~ Ah ~ just like real life.
Diane
The Library Lady
“Take surprise and delight in the little things”
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DH was chuckling along with me….
Suzanne You are so good for my mental health.
Bless ya sweetie.
Have a Great one crossing what I can that clover is a mommy soon.
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Hope she took this time. Good luck!
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I sure hope it takes! Baby goats would be so sweet!!
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http://chickensintheroad.com/blog/2010/01/30/new-series/
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