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Yesterday, I got this nice yet despairing email:
I came across your site several months ago when I was trying to find out how to make bread. Later, I realized there was more to your site than just bread and now I’m a daily reader. Thank you for putting yourself out there. I’ve gleaned so much about everything I’m trying to learn…bread-making, canning, chickens, farming (not on a farm yet…but one day!).
Anyway, I haven’t bought bread for two months now. I make it all myself, but I’m still having a huge problem….cutting the bread. My husband said I needed a better knife so I got a better knife, but still no luck. I even froze it and then cut it partially thawed, trying to give me something sturdier to attack. I even have one of those bread cutter things to keep you in line, but I still either wind up with a clumped up mess or only about 6 “super” slices… On the upside, we have a lot of breakfast casserole with the mutilated remains. Can you make a post about making the perfect Grandmother Bread sandwich slices?
I can’t promise that I will always write a post in response to every emailed question, but look! Sometimes I do! Hey, cutting bread is a big deal!
Actually, making great sandwich slices is easy, but there is a knack to it. Around here, I cut the bread. No sooner do children head into the kitchen for a snack than I’m hearing, “Will you cut me some bread?” Maybe they’re lazy. Maybe they’re afraid I’ll yell at them if they mush up the bread. (I would never do that. WELL, MAYBE I HAVE A TIME OR TWO.) I do know it’s true that a lot of people have trouble cutting homemade bread because some of those people live in my house.
First of all, you need the right tool. A good bread knife has a serrated edge and is long enough to cut all the way across the loaf. No smooth knives. No short serrated knives. You want a nice, long serrated knife.

I have several bread knives.

This one is a Pampered Chef bread knife. It was a gift from a friend. See the fancy, swirly serrated edge?

But this old homely one is my favorite. If the house was burning down, I’d take this bread knife with me.

I’m just kidding. But I’d be sorry later that I hadn’t remembered it in the midst of disaster. I like the feel of it. I like the wooden handle. The other bread knives work just fine, but I almost never use them. I’ve been using this bread knife for 20 years. And it was old then. I don’t remember where it came from, but I want to be buried with it. (I’M JUST KIDDING.)
Here are my bread-cutting tips. Don’t cut the bread hot unless you have to. And honestly, I often have to. I mean, have you had fresh bread right out of the oven with butter melting on top?

If I’m going to cut hot bread right out of the oven, I will sometimes just go ahead and use my bread knife to cut off a piece or two on the end, risking life and limb and loaf-mashing.

It’s important to not press down on hot bread. Go at it carefully, lightly, and you will still probably mush it a little on the end but not too badly if you work it just right.

But don’t think about cutting the whole loaf that way when it’s hot. You’ll mash the whole thing. If you want to cut an entire loaf hot, get out the electric knife.

Mine is a Black & Decker. (It’s inexpensive–this one was about $10. It makes a great gift, by the way! It’s good for bread, meats, and lots of other things where you especially want thin or uniform slices. My mother bought this one for me.)

An electric knife not only allows you to cut hot bread without mashing it, you can also get very thin, even slices that are perfect for sandwiches. (With either hot or cooled bread, thin sandwich slices are most easily achieved with an electric knife.)
Cutting with an electric knife doesn’t require you to put any but the most minimal pressure on the loaf. I touch the loaf just enough to hold it steady in place, with my fingertips on the sides of the loaf and not touching the top of the loaf at all, and let the electric blades do the work.

When you first start to make each slice, go at it a little bit from the side, not quite straight across the top.

Once you get in there, then straighten up the knife and slice it straight down.

There’s nothing like an electric knife for perfect sandwich slices.

If I’m cutting bread for toast or for dinner slices, I just cut fat, lovely slices with my bread knife–after the loaf has cooled. I’ve never had trouble with mashing cooled bread while slicing. I cut cooled bread with a bread knife with the same technique I use with an electric knife. Put minimal pressure on the loaf, fingertips lightly on the sides, start in a little at an angle then straighten up to finish the slice.
Avoid ever placing your hand down on top of bread–hot or cooled–while slicing. That’s what children and men tend to do. They think they need to take control of the loaf as if it might escape and run away to the circus. The bread’s not going anywhere. It wants you to eat it. That’s what it’s here for. Be gentle. Be one with the bread. Be the bread.

Got any more bread questions? I’ll answer bread questions today! (I’ll be in and out today, so check back later if I don’t answer right away.)
*Learn how to make Grandmother Bread here.
Posted by Suzanne McMinn on December 15, 2009Registration is required to leave a comment on this site. You may register here. (You can use this same username on the forum as well.) Already registered? Login here.
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Thanks for all the great info!!
Granny Trace
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Also, for the person who wanted a less dense bread, for some reason I have a Grandmother’s bread recipe which I printed out, and it called for 6 cups of flour. So, I’ve been using that for over a year, and used to mutter about the sticky dough. I ended up putting parchment paper in the bread pans because I got tired of scrubbing the pans. ANYWAY, there is point to my rambling. The bread turned out great, and my husband loves it. So, reduce your flour. Hope it works out for you.
(Loved the year in review.)
Nancy
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They came through and ever since I’ve loved that knife!
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Thanks for the tutorial. The shot with the butter on the bread had me drooling.
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I’m not a bread baker but I’m going to give it a shot with your Grandmother’s Bread. My husband bakes sometimes….whole wheat bread that’s healthy. Kinda. But his loaves turn out extremely dense, not salty enough and only about 2 inches tall. Not bad tasting but not good for sandwiches. Got any whole wheat recipes?
Okay…working again WITHOUT bread!
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I use the Pampered Chef knife and basically cut just like you Suzanne. Never thought of using an electric knife as we just cut off the loaf what we need at that time. Might try it next time we have sandwiches.
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http://chickensintheroad.com/blog/2008/05/06/how-to-make-homemade-dough-enhancer/
Dough enhancer helps lighten whole grain breads.
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Oh, and you DO know there is a song about leaving the Christmas lights up on the front porch all year long–don’t you? Embrace your inner redneck, Suzanne.
Smiles,
Lisa
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What I’ve found to work wonderfully, is the meat slicer!! Mine has broken, but it worked great when I used it! I would slice the whole loaf up in the thickness I wanted, then bag it! You just have to let it smoothly go through, no pushing like a chunk of meat.
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I have always used a serrated or electric -and tried to avoid cutting it when it is hot, but dangit that is too darn hard. And the first pic’ [with the butter] has me getting up to make grandmother bread. Thanks!
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“Be the bread”. LOL! You are so funny sometimes! I laughed at that. Thank you.
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I need to remember this the next time I go to Wal-mart.
Deb
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Now what in the world would that be?
I’m sure you can come up with something! LOL
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One thing I did to try and solve my problem was make loaves in the mini loaf pan. You know…lesss distance to go from top to bottom=less smushing. My kids are still young and can’t eat a whole Grandmother Bread Sandwich, so I make really cute mini-sandwiches….but I want REAL sandwiches. Electric knife? No kidding. Maybe someone still needs to get me a present for Christams…..
Thank you Suzanne!!! You made my day!
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I also agree w/you about using Dough Enhancer…a MUST.
Blessings from Ohio…
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I was watching a documentary yesterday about the villages in Germany, where the women (again) come together once a week or every 2-3 weeks and bake together their bread in their special breadbaking oven, that is only build for that purpose. There aren’t a lot builder left who can build one like that. It was very interesting and makes myself want one too :-)
Also about the former teacher who gives classes to adults all around the world and esp. to children about baking bread.
I really have to bake bread today.
But they all had one in common, they use a lot of rye, less wheat.
And their was one woman, she bakes bread at home in her electric oven and she uses some kind of stone she bakes on it, so the bread gets the texture and the allround like being baked in one of the big village woodburning bread ovens. Her stone is made out of fireclay, but she says you can use hotchpotch as well
Did you ever tried that?
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I’ve never been much of a baker, but all this bread talk has inspired me to return to natural and bake my own. Plus, my son is dating a great girl who has celiac disease, so I’m venturing forth into the world of learning to bake bread without gluten, so no wheat, rye or barley. When I find what works best, I’ll post to the forum, just in case someone else is interested.
And on the electric knife? I think I sold mine at a garage sale!
Maybe if I’m lucky, I’ll find another one at a garage sale (maybe even the one I sold).
Now for some bread!
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I suggest practicing with a mirror. You get an idea how it feels to cut it straight, and then are better able to do so without a reflection of the other side of the loaf.
ps — impossible to cut a lot of neat slices when the bread is hot!
Of *course* it is necessary to eat some when it is hot :-) , but don’t expect neat slices. Once it is cool, then you can try for neat slices. :-)
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It’s been a long time since I baked bread, but I think I will be trying out your recipes with the kids help over Christmas break. Yum….can hardly wait!
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I love to slice bread with the electric knife. Sure makes it a lot easier. Guess I should give my mother-in-law’s bread knife back to her.
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A little off topic but about knives – my mother was always afraid of knives and my sister is just like her so her two kids grew up that way. My daughter just had a party and her husband took out her new SCARY knife and you would have thought it was the shower scene in psyco lol. How any of them cook without a nice set of knives is beyond me roflmao.
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On another subject: I made your Iron Pan Candy (delicious, by the way) and I’m wondering… Mine turned out not as hard as a Heath bar and not as soft as caramel…is that the way it’s supposed to be?
Also…once it had set, I melted two cups of chocolate chips (over a double boiler) and then spread it on top of the candy and sprinkled w/nuts. yum!!
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Blessings from Ohio, Kim W
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What a timely post!
I have the same problem, so I have ask “Big Santa” for an electric knife. It will be nice to have square sandwiches again.
Thank you,
JO
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If you are near an Aldi’s store, they have wonderful 2 gallon freezer bags that are very reasonable. I use them to store anything that comes in a bag ar box that will fit into the bags. It keeps every thing, even boxes of cereal nice and fresh.
JO
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Stopped at Wal-mart and picked up a $10 electric knife.
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It’s funny you said, “if the house was burning down, I’d take this knife…” Just the other day I told my hubby, “If the house is burning down, be sure to grab these two cookie sheets.” They are old and perfectly seasoned. Beautiful and brown and perfect for roasting veggies.
Along the same vein, I was told by an elderly woman in New Orleans that the only thing she really, really misses from her old house (blown away in Katrina) is her grandmother’s cast iron skillet.
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