Cookie Doe, Cookie Doe, What Do You See?

Dec
30

Left to right: Cookie Doe, Clover, Nutmeg.

Cookie Doe, darling, let me answer as to what I see instead. I see a joke you’re playing on me.

I’ve had several questions about Cookie Doe, even if she might be DEAD! She’s not! At least NOT YET! Though considering what a rascal she’s been– It’s the quiet ones, don’t you know.

Oh, that sweet Cookie Doe. Such a dear! So calm and patient and serene, awaiting her precious babes’ births. Oh, sure, she took the extra cookies. The cinnamon buns. THE CAKE.

Members of the jury, I have researched this issue and I present the evidence: Cookie Doe’s arrival at Stringtown Rising Farm and my post the day before, which establishes beyond a reasonable doubt that Cookie Doe came home with me on August 15.

Goats are pregnant for five months. If the dates don’t fit, you must throw a fit!

If Cookie Doe was 4 1/2 months pregnant, she would look like this:

Instead, she looks like this:

COOKIE DOE IS A COOKIE-STEALING LIAR! A CINNAMON BUN-THIEF! A CAKE ROBBER! COOKIE DOE WAS NEVER PREGNANT!

She’s just fat. AND NO WONDER.

Clover: “I told you I was the good one.”

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12-30
5:19
pm

She may not be preggers but she has a definite bulge to one side. Maybe thats where she is storing all the goodies! She’s my kinda goat….sweets!!!!!

Flowerpower

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12-30
5:46
pm

Wow What a shock I was so looking forward to the stories of the gigantic cookie doe babies.
I have had a wonderful time visiting every day It is one of the highlights of my day.
I can’t wait to see whats in store for 2012.
I wish you Much success & happiness Happy New year Suzanne & the gang.
Ann/alba

alba

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12-30
5:54
pm

So are you signing her up for Zumba classes??

hawkswench

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12-30
6:04
pm

Hopefully Mr. Pibb has solved the problem.

twiggityNDgoats

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12-30
6:20
pm

Oh c’mon…she’s got to have at least one in there! Maybe her udder will miraculously swell up within the next few days. They are all such beautiful animals.

yvonnem

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12-30
6:22
pm

She MAY well be pregnant NOW — by Mr. Pibb! Any babies post-January 15 will be the Pibbster’s! I’m sure he’s been working on it!

Suzanne McMinn

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12-30
6:39
pm

NO WAY! And you were so worried during the transition. Isn’t she related to Miss Nutmeg? I’m seeing a family resemblance…..

CindyP

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12-30
6:40
pm

In fact, she may be a little more Rotunda than Rotunda herself!

CindyP

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12-30
6:46
pm

OH THANK GOD. Thank you Suzanne, you made my day! Hope you get plenty o’babies by Mr Pibb very soon.

Anita

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12-30
6:47
pm

What a stinker! She had us all going, waiting to see the babies! LOL

wildcat

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12-30
7:14
pm

Has Cookie Doe made out her New Year’s Resolutions List? You didn’t include “diet” on there for her? Or is she billing herself as a Ninja Goat? Glad there was no explosion on her part. Here’s looking to lots of babies in 2012. Happy New Year!

Pat

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12-30
7:45
pm

What??? The travesty!! I think there should be a jury of her peers…why, those extra treats could have been split equally between herself, her sister and her niece. If they only knew….

CarrieJ

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12-30
8:43
pm

Cookie Doe plotted and schemed to get to come home to you, Suzanne! Clover was sending her messages via carrier pigeon telling her what a great life she’d have at your farm. She stole extra food to get her belly nice and plump to full you into thinking she’d pop out 3 or 4 litle ones any day. Ohhhh, what a little trickster!

Cookie Doe: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Canner Joann

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12-30
10:37
pm

Give up on the pretest, just call her Cookie Dough!

bonita

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12-30
10:43
pm

Arrggh That should read:
Give up on the pretext, just call her Cookie Dough.

bonita

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12-31
5:44
am

Poor misunderstood Cookie Doe. Did you ever ask HER if she was going to have babies? I know several people thought I was pregnant …when I had just eaten too many cinnamon rolls. All they had to do was ask and I told them “NO!!!”…after I had kicked them in the shin!

Miss Judy

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