And On The Eighth Day God Said, It Is Time To Get High

May
24

So we’re driving down the road last night and I’ve got a Bob Dylan CD going in the car. It’s playing that song with the line, Everybody must get stoned…… My daughter asks, what does that mean? Stumped mother moment….

Me: He wants everybody to throw rocks.

Morgan: Oh! They did that in the Bible!!!!

Yes. Exactly.

Whew. Glad we got that straightened out.

Comments

  1. mary beth says:

    LOL Suzanne! Great save. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Jill says:

    You’re probably going to hell for that one … :yes:

  3. Marcy says:

    :rotfl: Let us know when she figures out what it really means. :mrgreen:

  4. catslady says:

    Great pic. I agree totally with what the last 3 ladies said:wink:

  5. Jennifer Y. says:

    :rotfl:

    I am still laughing…”Everyone must get hit with rocks” puts a whole new meaning to the song.

    :rotfl:

  6. Estella Kissell says:

    Bob Dylan would hate you! Great save, but wait til she finds out what it really means.

  7. Cynthia says:

    LOL! Don’t you hate when children ask those questions you’d rather not answer? ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. ruby55 says:

    That’s a good one. I wonder if she’ll still remember *your* answer when she finds out what it means now.

    I wonder who picked that word to mean the new thing. After all it’s not that far off base, considering the other things they stoned and still stone people for nowadays.:talktothehand:

  9. kacey says:

    you are QUICK!! LOL!! Great save. :thumbsup:

  10. Cheryl S. says:

    Quick thinking, Suzanne! :thumbsup: The question I had to find an inventive answer fast for was when we were watching Hocus-Pocus and they had to sacrifice a virgin. My then-8 and 9 year olds wanted to know what a virgin was. “Ummm . . . it’s someone who’s never been in love before.” was all I could come up with on the spur-of-the-moment.

  11. April A says:

    LOL, great save! One day she’s going to say, “Mom, remeber that time we were riding in the car?…” I recommend pleading the 5th ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Angie says:

    :rotfl:
    Suzanne, you have obviously not mastered the fine art of the violent cough or loud throat clearing when a questionable song lyric is being sung. That always worked rather nicely for me. :yes:

  13. Melissa says:

    :wave: Hi Suz. Hi everyone. I’m back from RT! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Love the title of this blog post. :rotfl: I agree. Great save!

  14. Loreth Anne White says:

    Hahahahhaha. Bet she knows and was just testing you!! Our kidlets learn this stuff in school as part of what they call the DARE program, put on by the local cops. Some parents like it, others not so much.

  15. Michelle says:

    Oh, that is funny!!:rotfl:

  16. Lis says:

    LOL too funny. :bananadance::bananadance: