Remember this post? Just some of my usual nonsense.
Why am I not being assaulted by the media?! I’m the ONLY ONE!!!! Where are the newspaper people? The TV people? My personal assistants and makeup artists?!
Okay, does being the most famous count if you are the only one?
Wait, the only one! That’s like….the state bird, the state flower…..THE STATE ROMANCE WRITER!!!
Somebody call the governor! I need a proclamation!