Yesterday’s winner of their choice of an autographed book from my backlist: Stacey115! Stacey, click the Contact button in the menu bar above to send me your address and your choice!
Continuing with a week of celebrating my new design with games and contests–today, a PAX t-shirt is up for grabs!!! Let’s play Unfortunately, Fortunately! Here’s how it works: I start the game with a few Unfortunately, Fortunately lines to set the stage. You comment with either an Unfortunately line or a Fortunately line (whichever follows the comment before you) to keep the story going.
If two people post simultaneously (say, there end up being two Fortunately lines in a row right before you), just choose whichever line you want to play off with the next Unfortunately line to keep the story going! I’ve asked my daughter to write down a number on a piece of paper and it’s folded up, top secret like, and sitting under my laptop. The person whose comment # matches that number wins a PAX t-shirt! I’ll announce the winner in tomorrow’s blog. Play as many times as you want, but not twice in a row.
Here we go! :hyper:
Unfortunately, she was naked when the doorbell rang.
Fortunately, it was a sexy bad boy at the door.
Unfortunately, she was tied to a chair and couldn’t answer.
Fortunately, that bad boy knew how to bust a door down.
Unfortunately……(your turn)
Michelle says:
Unfortunately, a gunman was waiting for him.
On May 17, 2005 at 7:26 am
Cheryl says:
Unfortunately, that bad boy kicked her neighbor’s door down.
On May 17, 2005 at 7:26 am
Steph T. says:
Fortunately, the bad boy’s own gun was bigger.:rotfl:
On May 17, 2005 at 7:53 am
Tori says:
Unfortunately, the gun jammed at the most inopportune moment.
On May 17, 2005 at 9:04 am
Lynn says:
Fortunately, he had a spare.
On May 17, 2005 at 9:07 am
Màili says:
Unfortunately it wasn’t loaded.
On May 17, 2005 at 9:38 am
Mary Stella says:
Fortunately, the gunman had lousy aim.:loser:
On May 17, 2005 at 9:46 am
Mary says:
Unfortunately, the bullet got stuck in the barrel of the gun.:hissyfit:
On May 17, 2005 at 10:45 am
Alyssa says:
Fortunately, his psychic powers helped him free the bullet.
On May 17, 2005 at 10:52 am
Sonja (from HCRW) says:
Unfortunately, she was getting impatient waiting naked tied to a chair. 😳
On May 17, 2005 at 11:05 am
Suzanne says:
Fortunately, she told him, if he didn’t come soon, she knew how to come on her own….
On May 17, 2005 at 11:10 am
Cheyenne McCray says:
LOLOL. Too funny.
Unfortunately the chair tipped backward and she fell flat on her naked back, legs straight up in the air. *g*
On May 17, 2005 at 11:57 am
Nicole says:
Fortunately, that view distracted the gunman.
On May 17, 2005 at 12:05 pm
Amy K. says:
Unfortunately, his gun was still not loaded.
On May 17, 2005 at 12:22 pm
Chekita Hernandez says:
Fortunately the other one was. lol
On May 17, 2005 at 12:25 pm
Alyssa says:
Fortunately, there was an ammunition shop just down the street if he was willing to stop looking at the distracting view of the heroine.
On May 17, 2005 at 12:49 pm
Cynthia says:
Unfortunately, that wasn’t going to happen any time soon. 😉
On May 17, 2005 at 12:50 pm
Anna Lucia says:
Fortunately, the bad guy dropped dead of a heart attack.
On May 17, 2005 at 12:54 pm
Chekita Hernandez says:
Unfortunately, he had no life insurance.
On May 17, 2005 at 12:58 pm
Màili says:
Unfortunately, within a few seconds the bad guy jumped up – he’s now a droolin’ zombie!
On May 17, 2005 at 1:05 pm
Alyssa says:
Fortunately, the heroine had a book about how to kill zombies.
On May 17, 2005 at 1:07 pm
Elizabeth says:
Unfortunately, the page with the instructions had been torn out.
On May 17, 2005 at 1:11 pm
Danni says:
Unfortunately, she was too distracted by the breeze from the open door blowing about her still straight in the air legs to remember the methodology of the book.:shock:
On May 17, 2005 at 1:12 pm
Chekita Hernandez says:
Fortunatley she remembered seeing Shaun of the Dead and knew how to take him out!
On May 17, 2005 at 1:15 pm
Alyssa says:
Unfortunately, she was still tied to the chair and couldn’t get to the supplies she needed.
On May 17, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Jill says:
fortunately, her big rough and tumble hero could get to HIS supplies.
On May 17, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Danni says:
Unfortunately, by this time the zombie gunman had begun his advance toward her rescuer.
On May 17, 2005 at 3:06 pm
Alyssa says:
Fortunately, the knots around her arms were beginning to loosen.
On May 17, 2005 at 3:10 pm
Tori says:
Unfortunately–for the zombie–as he started to cross the street, somebody who was late for a very important date came zooming along and hit him, sending him flying up in the air to land in a tree.
On May 17, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Trace says:
Fortunately, the zombie’s head was mashed against the pavement, and as he was trying to peel the smashed remains of his skull and brain matter from the road, a sleepy trucker was coming straight for his dead ass!
On May 17, 2005 at 3:58 pm
Suzanne says:
Unfortunately, that big mess just spoiled the heroine’s sexy mood….
On May 17, 2005 at 4:01 pm
Tammy says:
Fortunately the sexy hero was man enough to get her back in the mood!:love:
On May 17, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Cynthia says:
Unfortunately, he’d forgotten to pack protection. 😉
On May 17, 2005 at 4:21 pm
Danni says:
Fortunately she’s a modern gal, and knew just what drawer she had some stashed in.:bananadance:
On May 17, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Cheryl says:
Unfortunately, the drawer was stuck. :hissyfit:
On May 17, 2005 at 4:33 pm
ruby55 says:
Unfortunately, that drawer was stuck!:sick:
On May 17, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Tammy says:
Fortunately, the hero was strong enough to break the drawer open.
On May 17, 2005 at 4:49 pm
ruby55 says:
Unfortunately, there was no protection in the drawer after all.:no:
On May 17, 2005 at 4:56 pm
Cheryl says:
Fortunately, the heroine believed in being prepared – there was also a stash in the medicine cabinet.:rotfl:
On May 17, 2005 at 5:09 pm
Màili says:
Unfortunately, the stash was four years out of date.
On May 17, 2005 at 5:42 pm
Robyn says:
Unfortunately, the washroom was in use
by someone who seemed to be taking an
awfully long time.:sad:
On May 17, 2005 at 5:43 pm
Robyn says:
sorry, Cheryl’s post was the last post when
I started mine but someone else was also
posting so there are 2 unfortunately’s.
On May 17, 2005 at 5:46 pm
Danni says:
Fortunately, she located a brand new box on top of the fridge.
On May 17, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Alyssa says:
Unfortunately, her hands were numb from being tied up, so she couldn’t get the box open.
On May 17, 2005 at 5:52 pm
Robyn says:
Fortunately, the hero came to the rescue
and a great time was had by all.:love:
On May 17, 2005 at 6:03 pm
Alyssa says:
Unfortunately, it was over all too quickly.
On May 17, 2005 at 6:19 pm
Suzanne says:
Fortunately, that bad boy could do it twice!
On May 17, 2005 at 6:36 pm
Danni says:
Unfortunately, they’d gotten awfully sweaty during those two romps.
On May 17, 2005 at 6:43 pm
Alyssa says:
Fortunately, they moved the romps right into the shower.
On May 17, 2005 at 6:51 pm
Danica says:
Unfortunately, while they were having fun in the shower, the condom broke.
On May 17, 2005 at 7:13 pm
Danni says:
Fortunately, her birth control patch is waterproof. :relieved:
On May 17, 2005 at 7:27 pm
Màili says:
Unfortunately, he slipped on a soap and his head bounced off a tiled wall.
On May 17, 2005 at 8:38 pm
Danni says:
fortunately, she had the tools to bring him around.
On May 17, 2005 at 8:54 pm
Robyn says:
Fortunately, they were having so much
fun that he hardly noticed the bump
on the head.:oops:
On May 17, 2005 at 8:55 pm
Michelle says:
Unfortunately, they ran out of hot water and had to leave the bathroom.
On May 17, 2005 at 9:00 pm
Danica says:
Fortunately, the bedroom wasn’t too far away.
On May 17, 2005 at 9:06 pm
Alyssa says:
Unfortunately, they tripped on the way to the bedroom.
On May 17, 2005 at 9:34 pm
Cynthia says:
Fortunately, the floor was just as good. :hyper:
On May 17, 2005 at 10:26 pm
Elizabeth says:
Unfortunately, they didn’t hear the footsteps coming down the hall.
On May 17, 2005 at 10:30 pm
ruby55 says:
Fortunately, her dog alerted them by growling just at that moment.
On May 17, 2005 at 10:57 pm
Alyssa says:
Unfortunately, the dog’s growling startled the couple and made the heroine’s head crash into the wall.
On May 17, 2005 at 11:25 pm
Robyn says:
Fortunately, they were on the floor
anyways so they just lay there and
giggled about the whole episode.:hyper:
On May 17, 2005 at 11:36 pm
Tammy says:
Unfortunately, the footsteps belonged to her mom.:oops:
On May 18, 2005 at 12:02 am
Màili says:
Fortunately, a ninja jumped through a hallway window, waving his sword in the air, startling her mum into a dead faint.
On May 18, 2005 at 12:09 am
Alyssa says:
Unfortunately, it looked like the ninja was going to attack them.
On May 18, 2005 at 12:19 am
Robyn says:
Fortunately for them, he was too curious about their giggling that he did not attack.
On May 18, 2005 at 12:44 am
Danni says:
Unfortunately, ninjas aren’t known for their sense of humor, and he attacks.:fryingpan:
On May 18, 2005 at 1:11 am
Alyssa says:
Fortunately, the ninja knocks himself unconscious when he stumbles over the heroine’s mother.
On May 18, 2005 at 1:23 am
Danica says:
Unfortunately, the heroine’s mother wakes up and gasps as she realizes that the ninja is the husband she thought died in a freak bungee jumping accident-the heroine’s real father.
On May 18, 2005 at 2:35 am
Tammy B. says:
Fortunately, the mother loved that ninja/husband more than life itself!
On May 18, 2005 at 3:02 am
Teresa H says:
Fortunately, the shock of seeing her dead husband puts her back into a dead faint so the heroine has time to hide the hero in her closet.:grin:
On May 18, 2005 at 3:41 am
Suzanne says:
The winner is #44–Alyssa–Alyssa, email me!
On May 18, 2005 at 6:31 am